Parasites Are Our Future

The Mayor insists, you try it first. No, no, no, please, you go ahead. Your inflammatory bowel disease is far worse than The Mayor’s, so get those parasites into you. The Mayor isn’t suffering from a bleeding rectum and projectile diarrhea like you are, so he’d like you to try the parasite treatment first. After you’re finished, let The Mayor know what it’s like to have parasitic worms crawling around your rectum. What, it damn near killed ‘em? Great to see you still have your sense of humour.

5 Responses to “Parasites Are Our Future”

  1. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Parasites are our future.

    They have more votes.

    You can call them Tapeworm-Canadians.

  2. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246104/Unemployed-single-mother-benefits-spends-2-000-Christmas-20-presents-children.html?ICO=most_read_module

    example of a Tapeworm

  3. Al the fish Says:

    Having a monkey poop all over his new Ikea furniture would be such a tragedy.

  4. ebt Says:

    Tapeworms? No thank you, techno-peon, this guy only has digital worms.

  5. The Mayor Says:

    Digital gummy worms, maybe.

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