7.5-magnitude Earthquake Shakes The Alaskan And British Columbian Coastline
The Mayor first heard the news as he sat down this morning, right before he had a cup of tea and some toast.
The Mayor doesn’t usually have toast for breakfast, unless he’s having a full compliment of eggs, bacon and homefries. But this morning was different, as Clare had a hankerin’ for some toast and jam, and The Mayor decided that what the heck, he’ll have some toast and jam as well.
Clare and The Mayor decided on Smucker’s Raspberry Jam. Smucker’s makes a pretty decent jam – no preservatives or additives, just raspberries, sugar and a splash of pectin (whatever the dilio a *pectin* is).
We started off with one slice each, but by the end we had two slices each. As mentioned, The Mayor washed everything down with a cup of tea. Twining’s tea. Delicious. The Mayor recommends it.
So there you have it – an earthquake.