7.5-magnitude Earthquake Shakes The Alaskan And British Columbian Coastline

The Mayor first heard the news as he sat down this morning, right before he had a cup of tea and some toast.

The Mayor doesn’t usually have toast for breakfast, unless he’s having a full compliment of eggs, bacon and homefries. But this morning was different, as Clare had a hankerin’ for some toast and jam, and The Mayor decided that what the heck, he’ll have some toast and jam as well.

Clare and The Mayor decided on Smucker’s Raspberry Jam. Smucker’s makes a pretty decent jam – no preservatives or additives, just raspberries, sugar and a splash of pectin (whatever the dilio a *pectin* is).

We started off with one slice each, but by the end we had two slices each. As mentioned, The Mayor washed everything down with a cup of tea. Twining’s tea. Delicious. The Mayor recommends it.

So there you have it – an earthquake.

Be safe.

5 Responses to “7.5-magnitude Earthquake Shakes The Alaskan And British Columbian Coastline”

  1. Andy Says:

    With a name like “Smucker’s,” it’s gotta be good.

    Damn shame about the earthquake, too. I heard about it on the radio while I was working a graveyard OT down here in NW Louisiana.

    But, I felt it before the news guys reported on it. It was scarry. We just had a tiny wave of the Tsunami, though.

    Thank God for small favors.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    And it’s okay, The Mayor is fine.

  3. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    No tsunami swallowed the Bolsheviks on Salt Spring Island.

  4. jim Says:

    Mayor, Stop eating Smuckers; can’t you see it causes earthquakes? Or maybe it’s the toast…

  5. The Mayor Says:

    It did leave a rumblin’ in The Mayor’s tummy.

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