Something is different, this year. Things are different. The Nemesis walks the Earth. One of those spirits that the Christians banished. No Christians, no banishment.
Of course, you could partake of the proper pagan rituals to fend off The Nemesis. Maybe. Let me tell you, giggling at Piss Christ is not a good start.
I could tell you more. But I do not want to warn anyone who needs warning. They have been warned enough. Now, they burn.