Brutal Violence must Stop
This just in. My hands are trembling as I type this.
It appears that some artistic director of the Russian ballet has been harmed in an acid attack. That is, someone threw acid in his face.
Pretty no more, eh? Such violence against someone who is either queer or queer positive must be considered a hate crime. And we need regulation of acid. And caustics. No more containers of compounds with pH above 8 or below 6 larger than 200 ml. Stop the violence.
Statistically, these crimes are usually against women.
All of Mitchieville is in mourning. Staff have been sent off early to the Mayor’s Festival of Rye at the Community Center of Mitchieville where the traditional Orange ritual for mourning a fallen Papist will be held.
Whoever did this has a heart as cold as beer. They are chips that have stood in salsa too long, and gone soggy. This is an ashtray that is overflowing, a wait for the urinal, and finding out that your keg needs changing.