Seems Legit

Vegetables are so disgusting that even they can’t stand themselves and prefer to be identified as meat.

It’s just a matter of time before fruit does the same thing, and The Mayor can hardly wait until the time he sees “Fruit Pork” on the shelves of his local A & P.

5 Responses to “Seems Legit”

  1. Buck Says:

    Ah, yes… chicken-flavored ham, made outta bok choy. Inscrutable people, those Asians.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    We’re doomed, Buck.

  3. Andy Says:

    Y’all still have A&Ps in Canada?

    Now, that is some extremely bitchin’ news!

    All of ours closed down in NW Louisiana in the early 1970’s.

    Keep hope alive…

  4. nninnio Says:

    It was inevitable once we discovered the existance of “white hispanics”.

  5. SOYLENT GREEN Says:

    Well, as rabel indicate, is creary a prot by wirey Chinee man.
    You buy now!

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