The Toronto CN Tower was actually completed in 1976 and was, at the time, the tallest free-standing structure in the world. It has since been surpassed, but The Mayor couldn’t tell you by what or by where, and to look that type of information up would take valuable seconds. Try Wiki if you’re really curious.

The Mayor remembers the construction and opening of the tower, he was just a young lad at the time. He remembers commenting to his father that the CN Tower looked like a sword. Later that day The Mayor kissed little Molly Johnson on the cheek and then shit his pants an hour after that. What a day. What wonderful memories.

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