Another Oshawa Saturday Night

Oshawa Saturday Night

Polish up those cowboy boots you stole from your dead uncle who was laying in his coffin, brush your good two teeth and give your auntie a kiss on the lips as you leave her subsidized townhouse, because it’s another Oshawa Saturday night!

You’ve got $42 left for the month, that’s enough to pay for the cab and a few brownies at the Corral. And look who is waiting for you when you get there – twins Blanche and Mildred!

Time to get drinkin’, Dougie, those twins aint gonna get better looking if you stay sober!

2 Responses to “Another Oshawa Saturday Night”

  1. finn Says:

    Mayor, I don’t like the one you’re getting, bud.

  2. Stevo Says:

    I’m going with Photoshop on this one.

    Otherwise, I’m drinking myself to sleep.

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