Another Oshawa Saturday Night
Polish up those cowboy boots you stole from your dead uncle who was laying in his coffin, brush your good two teeth and give your auntie a kiss on the lips as you leave her subsidized townhouse, because it’s another Oshawa Saturday night!
You’ve got $42 left for the month, that’s enough to pay for the cab and a few brownies at the Corral. And look who is waiting for you when you get there – twins Blanche and Mildred!
Time to get drinkin’, Dougie, those twins aint gonna get better looking if you stay sober!