NYC Kids – As Dumb As Shit

New Yorker’s are typically thought of as crude, brash, greedy, selfish, thoughtless pigs. Now you can add the word stupid into the mix, as a new study has revealed that 80% of their inner-city kids can’t even read, write or spell. Build those dicks a community center, they are obviously victims:

Nearly 80 percent of New York City high school graduates need to relearn basic skills before they can enter the City University’s community college system.

The number of kids behind the 8-ball is the highest in years, CBS 2′s Marcia Kramer reported Thursday.

When they graduated from city high schools, students in a special remedial program at the Borough of Manhattan Community College couldn’t make the grade.

They had to re-learn basic skills — reading, writing and math — first before they could begin college courses.

In order to “re-learn” something, you have to had “learned it” in the first place. It’s not as if someone forgets how to read. It’s not like someone forgets 1 + 1 = 2. It’s not as if one day you wake up and forget how to spell your name. Although to be fair, names like Sha’Quan and Marcelious aint dat easy to spell, yo.

Before this article was put to paper, and you can read this in the comments, the *journalist* referred to the low-cost immersion programs as *emmersion programs”, spelled the word group as *grouip*, and the word nervous was spelled *nervus*. The Mayor shits you not. It’s as if the journalista needs some of that low-cost emmersion classes herself.

It really doesn’t matter that 80% of NY inner-city kids are as smart as a tin of cat food, what really matters is that Bloomberg has banned the sale of large sodas, all the children celebrate diversity, queers can get married, American history has been replaced by climate studies, and prayer mats have been installed (facing Mecca, dontchaknow) in every school across New York.

The idiot class keeps getting bigger, liberals keep getting the jobs to take care of them, and all you have to do is pay every cent along the way. What a deal. All this and you still get called a racist, a bigot, and the people you are shelling out for want nothing more than to see you dead.

Also, think about this – the 11,000 *students* mentioned in the article – those 11,000 are from this year. Do you think there are any other dullards from years past? Like, say, millions more?

That question kinda answers itself.

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