Vivienne Westwood – Don’t Let Them Eat Cake

In an interview with The Telegraph UK, “fashion designer” Vivienne Westwood gives us her thoughts on obesity among Britain’s poor:

“People who can’t afford to buy organic food should eat less and stop getting fat.”

Whether you agree with Vivienne Westwood’s comments or not, whether you think she is right or wrong or somewhere in the middle, the one thing The Mayor is positive we can all agree on is that it is hard to take someone seriously when they are as fucking ugly as Vivienne Westwood.

If Scarlett Johansson had said those same words as Vivienne Westwood, we might have said that Johansson was a stupid, ignorant ass, but at least she’s as hot as dripping syphilis. Whereas anything Vivienne Westwood says can never be taken seriously  (especially on the topic of food, because she looks like she’s fed chum by Filipino fishermen) because of her major ugly problem.

Vivienne Westwood would be better suited hanging by her legs at a Mexican child’s birthday party while revellers beat her with sticks until candy exits her bone-rack stomach, than ever opening up that festering gob and spewing ugly.

The Mayor sticks by his comments, and he doesn’t care if Vivienne Westwood never again invites him over to her winter chalet for cheese and select trays of crackers. Besides, her crackers are whole wheat trash and the cheese she serves smells like a dead homeless man that has been laying in the burning sun for 70 hours.

2 Responses to “Vivienne Westwood – Don’t Let Them Eat Cake”

  1. Steamboat McGoo Says:

    Jeez! She looks like a death-camp corpse who has been made up to look “like herself” by an inept, far-sighted mortician.

    If that’s what organic food does to a person, I will stick to Big Macs and malt balls.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    After The Mayor saw her picture he drank a double shooter of soy sauce and ate a full bag of beer nuts.

    Egad, she’s one ugly guy.

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