Please Help

Any help locating her would be appreciated. Family contacted police after she didn’t show up for a hair appointment. They worry that if she doesn’t get to the hair dresser soon that she’ll start morphing into one of those guys from Duck Dynasty.

7 Responses to “Please Help”

  1. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    I burst into tears when I saw this. Those bastard white patriarchy heteronormative earth rapists caused this. If only there had been handouts, street nurses, and midnight basketball available. Ghack.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    And since free needles are available for those that have been affected by Colonialism in Africa, would it hurt to throw in a few razors as well?

  3. Steamboat McGoo Says:

    I also burst into tears when I saw this.

    Family? Does that imply someone MATED with her?

    Now that’s a real weenie shrinker.

  4. marc in calgary™ Says:

    She’s beautiful.

  5. marc in calgary™ Says:

    I think it’s a hate crime in Canada to force her to remove her burka for her employment pass and key lock card for The Mayor’s personal restroom.

    Expect charges.

  6. marc in calgary™ Says:

    Good job on you though Mr. Mayor for hiring someone that TLDG won’t be too jealous of.

    Always thinking.

  7. The Mayor Says:

    The Mayor has always rallied around the idea of having women wear bags on their heads 24/7. Not for religious reasons, just because.

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