Horoscope for the week

When am I going to get paid? Where is my money? I want my money.

Yes, we have all had this problem. Remember the time you lent twenty bucks to your drunken friend at the Superbowl … years ago, now. And the miserable cactus has not paid you back. Hundred dollar emergency loans to decrepit relatives and fawning in-laws. Or the boss or business partner. Or the bank. Did they lie to you? Take advantage of your spiritual, caring nature? So many questions. The self doubt begins to ooze out of your eyes and armpits like black snot.

Astrology, the science of predicting the future, older and better than the snake oil mumbo jumbo and endless pills of the white coated wallet rapists of the public health care system, has the answers. Be at rest. Send me your money. Solutions will come after. Why wait? Your friends are consulting astrologers about stuff.

You want answers. I want your money. Go suffer without your horoscope for a while. Go to your room, no dinner. Brat. Send me your money.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.

4 Responses to “Horoscope for the week”

  1. Steamboat McGoo Says:

    I gave all my money to the space aliens in my PC, after they told me that if I didn’t pay them, I was going to be the main course for dinner.

  2. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Disappointing. I need money for the Klystron tube I am assembling. Fine. Your name will not be on the assembly.

  3. Steamboat McGoo Says:

    Well, no mention of Klystron tubes (X-band or Ku?) was mentioned in the post! I still don’t have any money, but I have a box of assorted Phased-Pramis Interocitors I might part with!

  4. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    No, the Klystron tube was not mentioned in the post. The Klystron tube is the motivation for the post.

    No money, no engraving.

    You can still attend the initial tuning of the device and help out in the test cage.

Leave a Reply

Protected by WP Anti Spam