12 years of blogging and 16,000 posts later, The Mayor can honestly say that this is possibly the best thing he has ever posted.

That, and that cool pic collage of shitlibs getting hit by Mac trucks.

5 Responses to “Gifarific”

  1. Steamboat McGoo Says:

    That is without a doubt the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. I love it.

    Someone should get the Nobel Prize for that idea.

    BTW: is that thing glued on or simply stuck up her ass – er, cloaca?

    Don’t tell me it’s stapled …

  2. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Weaponizing of common house pets and domestic animals is very interesting to the members of the World Peace Activism group that meets Wednesdays at the Supreme Central Library of Mitchieville. Do attend.

  3. The Mayor Says:

    It has to be glued. The Mayor has tried staples and suction, but glue (super-dooper glue) is the only thing you can really count on for ultimate stickiness.

  4. Steamboat McGoo Says:

    Ah-ha, Mayor. I thought it had to be glue. Bet they used that super-glue that instantly cures with that neat ultraviolet light (as seen on TV).

    Besides, If they just stuck the stick up the birds wazoo, it would walk funny.

    No, wait … forget that.

    Fennris, I had an idea for weaponizing Onion-grass – that onion/garlic-smelling weed that always grows in my yard first thing every Spring that smells like … well … onion & garlic … when I mow it. Is there a group for weaponizing domestic plants?

    I have some pretty good rocks in my yard, too. I’ve always thought that rocks had real weapons potential.

  5. The Mayor Says:

    You should put a tail on a rock. When you throw one, it looks like a dinosaur flying light speed.

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