The alt-Fiscal Conservative Movement

Sure is hard being a fiscal conservative right around now. Yup. People get all steamy eyed and their yap gets flapping about alt-right. Well, you know and I know that being a fiscal conservative and being alt-right are not the same thing, but those other people, the ones whose brain is in hibernation after one glopp-o burger and fizzy sugar drink at Bum Burger, well, their brain is too swimming in beef fat to be nuanced. Why bother? Voting does not matter anyway. All the parties are the same. Yes, well, the fiscal conservative movement, under our Glorious Leader, the Mayor of Mitchieville, has risen to this existential challenge.

How about a different name? Like progressive for Bolshevik? Great idea. And, like a pinch of cardamom improves the cinnamon, a little change in agenda. So, alt-fiscal conservative! And, instead of running shotgun over Stalinist bureaucrats spending; how about infiltrating into the gravy train and redirecting the fiscal fertilizer back into the hands of tax payers? What an image.

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