The Life Coach’s Life Coach

Along life’s road there are many bumps and potholes. And although we manage to swerve around many of those obstacles, there does come a time when it is impossible not to smash into one of them dead on. And that’s when life really comes in and bites you. And that is why I am here today.

Hello, my name is Gar Anderston, and I am a Life Coach’s Life Coach.

I am a Level 5 Certified Life Coach’s Coach, who graduated from the Mitchieville Wellness and Spirituality Center (MW&SC) with a Ba in Behaviour based Culture Change and a minor in Environmental Studies. I am also a Certified 5 Star Career Coach and Leadership Coach, and have dabbled extensively as a Performance Coach. I am also the proud owner of 2 amazing Labradoodles.

What does a Life Coach’s Life Coach do exactly? I am like a personal trainer for your mind. As a Life Coach, you help others a realize their dreams. You help them make the impossible possible. You make the possible more possible, and the more possible super-totally possible. You are a creator. You are the alpha and the omega. You are Genesis to Revelation.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t have a gosh-darn bad day now and then, does it?

Of course not. Although you are super-human, you’re still human.

And that’s where I come in. I will be your life pillow when you need rest. I will be your Kleenex when you need to cry. I will be your serotonin reuptake inhibitor when you’re feeling low.

There is not a mountain we cannot climb – together. There is not an ocean we cannot swim – together. There is not a problem we can’t solve – together.

And how do we start on our journey – together?

That’s the easy part.

I have constructed an award-winning Life Coach’s Life Coach program called *Gar Anderston’s Gold Bowl 5 Star Life Coach’s Life Coach Motivating – Mesmerizing – Mamazing* on-line tutorial.

For a small contribution of only $399.95 (per session), I, Gar Anderston, will help you reach clarity. I will look deep inside your soul and make you see things which no other human can possibly see. I will forever be your eyes and heart and soul. I will make you perfect. Because you are perfect. But yet you can’t get to perfect from where you’re at right now. But you can. And you will. It’s easy. And it’s only $399.95 (per session.)

Wait not one second more. Your life depends on it. Don’t be a loser.

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