Favorable Op-Ed

I, Fenris Badwulf, caring person, am moved to write a favorable op-ed about the ’scandal’ being pushed about by the alt-right fascist racists of the corporate media.

I awoke to only one favorable op-ed, and that in that vanguard of the progressive press, the Toronto Star. Thank you Heather Mallick for a voice of reason in a sea of biased shills, whoring for white supremacy.

Really, there is nothing to see here. Our glorious prime minister is steadfast in his defence of Canadian jobs, especially protecting our most vulnerable industries. Without his platinum efforts, the ugly spectre of Quebec separatism would rise up again, leading to Global Warming and a return to slavery.

And you, dear reader. You are encouraged to keep track of those ideological mountains of truthspeaking that speak words of calm and reasonableness, untainted by political mush, that also write favorable op-eds. You should only think what they think; this is the thinking gender fluid persons line of reason.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.

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