Friday Morning Female Flesh
Crime doesn’t pay, but crime fighter governor Eliot Spitzer does at $4300 a shot. This is “Kristen” the 22 year old chick who blew Eliot Spitzer’s career:
What I find pathetic in all of this isn’t the ruined career, the damaged marriage, or the public ridicule, it’s the fact that Spitzer paid $4300 a pop for something that fumbling frat boys can get free at a keg party. If Eliot Spitzer wanted hot anonymous sex and save himself some cash all he had to do is what I do: blog at Mitchieville. The Mayor, Fenris and Mike know what I’m talking about - WOOT!
I just spent the last week on midnight shift. Midnight shifts are the worst as you’re always tired and your system is totally out of whack. I tend to have headaches all shift long and of course there isn’t a whole heck going on in Metropolitan Belleville to keep me amused. I asked at last weeks FNFF for people to send me emails to help get me through midnights and the long cold boring Canadian nights. The following is an exhaustive list of the good people who sent me emails this week: Loganotron, Raphael and a reader named Jason (who btw is my newest Facebook friend).
The following people didn’t send me emails and are officially on my shit list:
Dmorris, The Mayor, Kmorris, Fenris, TLDG, Sargon, Screaming Bill, Patrick Hillman, Darcey, Godless Commie, my alleged best friend, Steamboat McGoo, 45+ “friends” on Facebook (I’m looking at you Linds), and Mark Nicomedo.
For you people who didn’t email me, this is your Friday Morning Female Flesh pic:
For Jason, Raphael and Logan, but mostly Jason and Raphael, I have a worthy Female Flesh pic below. The rest of you aren’t allowed to look at her so piss off.
