What’ll They Think of Next?
Keyser wanders into dark and off-the-beaten-track sections of the Interwebz in search of novelty items for his readership, and sometimes he finds astonishing wonders of modern technology.
First, the “Mini Butt-Licker“:
Keyser’s a bit dubious about a stroll down that lane, but your mileage may vary (as the hipster youth crowd would say).
Next, a “Foot Vagina.” Seems that “Inside there are four purple ’stroker’ beads that help to create a ‘realistic texture’.” At this point, Keyser has to express puzzlement. Admittedly, it’s been a while since Keyser thumbed through the pages of Grey’s Anatomy, but he’s pretty sure that the vagina and the foot live on different continents, so he would like clarification as to the meaning of “realistic” in this context. Anyway, for those of you who would like to sample a product advertised as “the weirdest way to rub one out,” here it is:
[This charred old post was purchased on the cheap at the fire sale going on over at the Lair.]
October 20th, 2008 at 5:39 am
Do they have a full sized butt-licker?