The 6 Million Dollar Bra
If you’re thinking of getting your girlie something a little special this year for Christmas, and have an extra 6 million bucks kicking around, may I suggest the Victoria’s Secrets Black Diamond Miracle Bra:
Supermodel Adriana Lima is sporting Victoria’s Secret’s latest bra which is encrusted with nearly 3,900 precious gems, thousands of tiny black diamonds, 117 one-carat round diamonds and 34 rubies.
The lavish item is finished off with a spectacular pair of 100-carat black diamond drops.
The Black Diamond Miracle Bra is also crafted to give maximum cleavage lift.
Or, instead of getting your lovie dovie a Black Diamond Miracle Bra, do what The Mayor did and get your sweetheart a 6 Star Knife Set from the good folks at Ronco. It’s an amazing gift, and if you order right now, you will also get a FREE Solid Flavour Injector. Use the solid flavor injector to inject nuts, herbs, olives, pineapple chunks, fresh or dried fruits, hot peppers, vegetable pieces, candy, chocolate chips (and just about anything else you can think of) into hams, leg of lambs, pork loin, roasts, turkey, breasts, cupcakes, cakes, and pastries.
But wait, that’s not all…
Not only do the 6 Star Knives slice, dice, and cut Julian carrots, but they are backed by a lifetime warranty! That’s keraaaaaaazy! Act now, and you will also get an extra garnishing knife, a Sportsman’s Knife AND a free knife sharpener. Uh huh-FREE! Yes, that’s fucking insane!
What says sexy more than a 6 Star Knife Set? I’ll tell you what, nothing. Not a bloody thing on God’s green earth.
This is only for a limited time, so act now, operators are standing by.
October 22nd, 2008 at 2:13 am
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