Which Dick Said That?
I’ve just come to the realization that Corn Flakes, although there is nothing overly special about them, is probably my favourite cereal in the world. They’re just so fresh and delicious, it’s a real taste sensation. I’m happy to have them in my mouth, and if they could talk, they would probably say that they are grateful to be in my mouth.
For the second week in a row, Rebellious Todd successfully guessed the correct Dick. Proving once again, that when it comes to knowing Dick’s, Australian men are head and shoulders above any other nation in the world. Including Fwance.
I also realize that Which Dick Said That?® is not getting a great response from my constituents. There could be any number of reasons why this is true, but I’m under the belief that it comes down to this: 1) You don’t know much about Dick’s. 2) You know too much about Dick’s and don’t want to brag. 3) You hate this segment. We can pretty much scratch off #3, because you’re reading these words, therefore validating this segment. And I don’t think it’s #1, as I honestly believe you know more about Dick’s than you let on, so, it has to be #2. What’s the problem? You know alot about Dick’s, why not just admit it and play along with the game. This game is meant for you…you little dick lover.
Let’s get this game started before a fight breaks out. I have selected three Dick’s this week that I am POSITIVE you have all seen: Richard Chamberlain, Richard Grieco, and Denise Richards. Quick, who would you rather see naked, Richard Grieco or Denise Richards? Haha, too slow. Fag.
Anyway, you know how this is played, I have selected a quote from one of the three Dick’s, and it is up to you to show your Dickishness by telling me which Dick said the attributed quote. Let’s do this thing:
Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it’s just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.
I guess that takes Grieco out of the equation. Get it? A love scene. Grieco is a troll. Hey, stop judging me.
So…..
Which Dick Said That?®
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I am ruling out the Jump Street guy because he wouldn’t use the word “lay” in that sentence. Denise Richards would jump on a log pile if she thought there was a snake in it, so I am going with Dick Chamberlain. But, I always thought that he was black. Do they even let white guys play basketball? Weird.
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Maybe he played for Croatia or one of them really, really white countries.
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
BTW, the *lay* comment made me hork. Funny stuff.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Corn Flakes?!? Jeebus, those things get soggy before the milk carton’s even been opened. Might as well be eating leftover mashed potatoes with milk dumped on top.
What you want is something with some backbone. A hard exterior shell of sucrose that won’t melt when immersed in liquid. Like Cap’n Crunch. That stuff stays concrete solid and tears off strips of your mouth while you’re chewing it.
On second thought maybe Fruit Loops. Fairly robust sucrose covering but not jacketed firmly enough to do damage to your insides on the way down.