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	<title>Comments on: Which Dick Said That?</title>
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		<title>By: Chris Taylor</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris Taylor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Corn Flakes?!?  Jeebus, those things get soggy before the milk carton&#039;s even been opened.  Might as well be eating leftover mashed potatoes with milk dumped on top.

What you want is something with some backbone.  A hard exterior shell of sucrose that won&#039;t melt when immersed in liquid.  Like Cap&#039;n Crunch.  That stuff stays concrete solid and tears off strips of your mouth while you&#039;re chewing it.

On second thought maybe Fruit Loops.  Fairly robust sucrose covering but not jacketed firmly enough to do damage to your insides on the way down.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Corn Flakes?!?  Jeebus, those things get soggy before the milk carton&#8217;s even been opened.  Might as well be eating leftover mashed potatoes with milk dumped on top.</p>
<p>What you want is something with some backbone.  A hard exterior shell of sucrose that won&#8217;t melt when immersed in liquid.  Like Cap&#8217;n Crunch.  That stuff stays concrete solid and tears off strips of your mouth while you&#8217;re chewing it.</p>
<p>On second thought maybe Fruit Loops.  Fairly robust sucrose covering but not jacketed firmly enough to do damage to your insides on the way down.</p>
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		<title>By: The Mayor</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Mayor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BTW, the *lay* comment made me hork. Funny stuff.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BTW, the *lay* comment made me hork. Funny stuff.</p>
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		<title>By: The Mayor</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Mayor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe he played for Croatia or one of them really, really white countries.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe he played for Croatia or one of them really, really white countries.</p>
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		<title>By: Two Dogs</title>
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		<dc:creator>Two Dogs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am ruling out the Jump Street guy because he wouldn&#039;t use the word &quot;lay&quot; in that sentence.  Denise Richards would jump on a log pile if she thought there was a snake in it, so I am going with Dick Chamberlain.  But, I always thought that he was black.  Do they even let white guys play basketball?  Weird.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am ruling out the Jump Street guy because he wouldn&#8217;t use the word &#8220;lay&#8221; in that sentence.  Denise Richards would jump on a log pile if she thought there was a snake in it, so I am going with Dick Chamberlain.  But, I always thought that he was black.  Do they even let white guys play basketball?  Weird.</p>
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