Political Advice from 13-Year-Olds with Braces

Keyser just saw this video, and it really pissed him off. Keyser is generally of the opinion that people who don’t pay income tax shouldn’t get to vote, and a fortiori children who aren’t allowed to vote have no business cajoling their parents and grandparents into voting the way that the ill-formed child wants. And as for the punk who first tries to bribe his grandparents by saying that he’s willing to trade that “extra sweater” at Christmas for a vote for Obama, then threatens not to provide technical assistance with text messaging in the event of a failure to comply, Keyser can assure his readers that he wouldn’t react well to intimidation. Some twerp who thinks Obama is more important than his own family can go ask Obama for the first sweater, not to mention the “extra one.”

Anyway, how many old people text message?

[This bauble was flown over by sharp-eyed crows from Keyser's Lair]

3 Responses to “Political Advice from 13-Year-Olds with Braces”

  1. Rocky Says:

    These kids didn’t think yet to bribe their parents with a pack of smokes or crack. And just think, kids, when your parents grow old and pass on from this mortal coil…they’ll still be voting Democrat.

  2. Sisyphus Says:

    College age children discussing politics… *sigh*

  3. Tim Says:

    Keyser is a simpleton and thank God no one is listening to him with this no income tax no vote thing…. That would amount to the largest disenfranchisement of voters ever. Leave it to a neo-con to re-write the constitution to make sure that their corrupt incompetent leadership stays in power.

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