There Is Something Afoot Along The Fraser River
Another foot has washed up on the shore of the Fraser River in Richmond, B.C yesterday, bringing the total of severed feet found to seven:
A New Balance runner for a woman’ s left foot apparently containing human remains was found in Finn Slough in the south arm of the Fraser, near the end of Garden City Road, Const. Annie Linteau told CBC News.
Police have not released any further description of the shoe, but a woman’s right foot in a size 7 New Balance running shoe was discovered on May 22 on Kirkland Island, which is also in the Fraser River.
New theories are abounding every day as to what the hell is going on with these severed feet. At least count, I have heard three different theories.
They are…
1) This is a gang related foot severing. Vicious feet mangling gangs are sending a message (to who it isn’t quite clear).
2) This is the work of the notorious Robert Picton. Picton was convicted of killing twenty seven women, but he had told his cellmate he had actually killed 49. Picton kept a freezer full of women’s body parts, plus he’s from BC. However, many of the shoes have been men’s footwear.
3) Smugglers. Damn smugglers ditching bodies into the ocean or river. Possible, but not likely. It’s unlikely because I can’t see human cargo wearing $150 New Balance shoes. If they had that much money they would do what many third world people do: Hop on a plane, rip up their papers and flush them down the planes toilet, and then demand refugee status when the plane arrives.
I have my own theory on this, and I’m sure once I tell you what it is you will agree that I am 100%. It’s Dexter.
November 12th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
FUCKING DEXTER! Fuck! Not only do they make shitty shoes, they are now lopping off feet?
Seriously that foot thing is getting kinda weird. Have any of the missing bodies been found? Do you think that this has anything to do with how bad y’all’s medical care sucks?
By the way, the plural possessive of y’alls is y’all’s. It is pronounced yawls-ez. Know your Redneck lingo, in case that global warning shit freezes the entire Northern Hemisphere and y’all have to move down here and start to eat nutria and crawfish. Just saying.
November 12th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Hmmm. Should we not be blaming our political opponents for this, and demanding increased funding for our pet projects? Obviously someone is angry about racism, sexism, and the lingering legacy of colonialism in Africa. This means more canary yellow paper for photocopiers for activists. etcetera
November 15th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Frigging CREEPY!!! Yeesh!!