Fewer jokes in Obama White House?
According to Reuters, Hollywood, and the entire liberal establishment, the one terrible, and I mean simply terrible part of Obama (pbuh) becoming president, means that there will be fewer president jokes told. Why, you ask? Because Obama (pbuh) is so brilliant and smart, combined with his overall awesomeness, comedians cannot find anything about him that is funny.
“Obama’s election is great for our country but bad for comedy,” said Michael Musto, a columnist for New York City’s Village Voice. “He is an earnest, intelligent person trying to rescue a country in crisis and that’s not all that hilarious.”
From Letterman to Jon Stewart and everything in between, comedians all admit that the next four years are going to be void of president jokes. Obama is too perfect, there is nothing about him to make fun of.
I may be able to help, I may of found a few teenie, weenie things about him that comedians can joke about:
I understand that these jokes may not be funny to actual comedians or the msm, but you dullards might get a kick out of them.
Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. He’s deciding which of his names (Barack Barry Hussein Obama Soetoro) to put on it.
Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.
Birth certificate jokes, we may of finally found something funny about obama (pbuh)
Q. Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
A. To help the other side.
For you lefties out there, Conservatives might find that joke funny because they believe obama (pbuh) is a commie.
The sad fact is that if John McCain is elected President he might not last another four more years. A sadder fact is that if Barack Obama is elected President then America might not last another four more years.
There ya go, more topical humour that no one will laugh at. How about:
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”
Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”
Yes, I know, more non-funny jokes. And completely irrelevant. Here’s another joke Jon Stewart will avoid:
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
That’s probably too racist. Or too true.
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
For the love of any God but the Christian God, that was pretty funny.
Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn’t want to be the worst President in history.
Those truthy jokes kind of hurt. This one will too:
Q. Why will Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he’s running out of Jay Leno’s George Bush jokes.
ZING! That last joke is especially funny because Letterman ceased being funny about 8 years ago.
Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?
A. If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.
Q. What’s the similarity between Barrack Obama and Monika Lewinski?
A. They’ve both left a Clinton standing.
So you see, there is no reason, and there never will be any reason to take the piss out of Barry Hussein Barack Al Jazeera Soetoro Obama.
As the article says though, not all is lost, comedians will still “wile away at what’s left of the Republican party.”
November 15th, 2008 at 9:10 am
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November 15th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Unavoidable scenario: If SCOTUS disqualifies Obama BEFORE 1/20/09 inauguration, McCain is POTUS per remaining electoral college electors; if SCOTUS disqualifies Obama after 1/20/09 inauguration, Hillary likely becomes POTUS per vote of Dem controlled House of Rep. Either way, is clear Obama will NOT be or remain POTUS.
November 15th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Why is that unavoidable? Why will obama (pbuh) be disqualified?
November 15th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Court jesters, fear not. There will be lots of official humour to be found in the opposition to Obama. The material writes itself.
Q: What did Future Linda Tripp say to Future Joe The Plumber?
A: “I’m an ugly bitch and you’re a selfish racist!”
Q: What did Future Sarah Palin say to Future David Koresh?
A: “I am attractive and therefore stupid, and your house was burned down again!”
Q: What did the homosexual say to the person of colour who voted for Proposition 8?
A: Nothing.
Q: Why did the television comedian run out of material about the selfish racist?
A: The secret government employment and health records were inaccessible for a time owing to Bush-legacy brownout problems.
etc.
November 15th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Holy crap–c’mon Mike, we need more!
November 15th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Maybe this is the real reason comedians won’t be laughing:
http://www.soundinvestments.us/files/final_writ_keyes_v_bowen.pdf
November 15th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Great stuff, Sis. But I didn’t know it is believed by some that he might be a citizen of GB. You never know though, but it sure dos seem likely he isn’t a natural US born citizen.
Help us all if that is true.
November 16th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Why is beer better than Obama?
Because your sad when the beer is gone.
November 16th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
[...] Fewer jokes in Obama White House? A sadder fact is that if Barack Obama is elected President then America might not last another four more years. There ya go, more topical humour that no one will laugh at. How about:. Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.” … [...]
November 16th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
[...] Fewer jokes in Obama White House? Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama? A. Because he’s running out of Jay Leno’s George Bush jokes. ZING! That last joke is especially funny because Letterman ceased being funny about 8 years ago. … [...]
December 1st, 2008 at 1:03 am
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