Comments on: Fewer jokes in Obama White House?

By: how obama won

how obama won — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:03:01 +0000

ST. PAUL — Al Franken’s campaign warns a Minnesota board may violate state law and the Constitution if it ignores hundreds of absentee ballots claimed improperly rejected. Norm Coleman’s campaign retorts that Franken’s efforts are

By: George Bush On Best Political Blogs » Fewer jokes in Obama White House?

George Bush On Best Political Blogs » Fewer jokes in Obama White House? — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:59:52 +0000

[...] Fewer jokes in Obama White House? Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama? A. Because he’s running out of Jay Leno’s George Bush jokes. ZING! That last joke is especially funny because Letterman ceased being funny about 8 years ago. … [...]

By: Fewer jokes in Obama White House?

Fewer jokes in Obama White House? — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:30:19 +0000

[...] Fewer jokes in Obama White House? A sadder fact is that if Barack Obama is elected President then America might not last another four more years. There ya go, more topical humour that no one will laugh at. How about:. Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.” … [...]

By: nancy

nancy — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 13:19:51 +0000

Why is beer better than Obama?
Because your sad when the beer is gone.

By: The Mayor

The Mayor — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:23:52 +0000

Great stuff, Sis. But I didn’t know it is believed by some that he might be a citizen of GB. You never know though, but it sure dos seem likely he isn’t a natural US born citizen.

Help us all if that is true.

By: Sisyphus

Sisyphus — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:26:22 +0000

Maybe this is the real reason comedians won’t be laughing:

http://www.soundinvestments.us/files/final_writ_keyes_v_bowen.pdf

By: The Mayor

The Mayor — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:13:25 +0000

Holy crap–c’mon Mike, we need more!

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:06:28 +0000

Court jesters, fear not. There will be lots of official humour to be found in the opposition to Obama. The material writes itself.

Q: What did Future Linda Tripp say to Future Joe The Plumber?
A: “I’m an ugly bitch and you’re a selfish racist!”

Q: What did Future Sarah Palin say to Future David Koresh?
A: “I am attractive and therefore stupid, and your house was burned down again!”

Q: What did the homosexual say to the person of colour who voted for Proposition 8?
A: Nothing.

Q: Why did the television comedian run out of material about the selfish racist?
A: The secret government employment and health records were inaccessible for a time owing to Bush-legacy brownout problems.

etc.

By: The Mayor

The Mayor — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:47:44 +0000

Why is that unavoidable? Why will obama (pbuh) be disqualified?

By: Ted

Ted — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:45:38 +0000

Unavoidable scenario: If SCOTUS disqualifies Obama BEFORE 1/20/09 inauguration, McCain is POTUS per remaining electoral college electors; if SCOTUS disqualifies Obama after 1/20/09 inauguration, Hillary likely becomes POTUS per vote of Dem controlled House of Rep. Either way, is clear Obama will NOT be or remain POTUS.