This is the last full week before Pluto transits into Capricorn on the 28th of November and the universe changes. Those of you familiar with the tarot can contemplate this by taking out the trumps for The Devil (Capricorn) and Pluto (Judgement) and placing them side by side. More effectively, you can use the Nostradamus technique and place these two trumps on a mirror and look at them. If you are one of those people looking upward (this being the symbol of being spiritual and taking guidance from the Great Librarian), things are going to get better, in a Capricorn sort of way: money, power, and influence. However, if you are one of those people who are looking downward, or sideways, well, the less pleasant aspects of Capricorn are going to come for you. You may have come to expect, to take for granted the old order of Pluto in Sagittarius. Foolish you. No longer will the transformational powers of Pluto manifest through those Sagittarian things like the Law, Education, or Largesse. No, now you have to deal with Capricorn’s arsenal of soldiers, emperors, and mercenaries. So, suck it up, and suck up to whatever Capricorns that you know. This might just help you to keep your testicles later.

Aries: Your intuition that you are really living in a historical novel is not far off. You are on the verge of an exciting new reality, and your astute senses, your pioneering destiny, is quick to detect this. You just cannot get your conscious mind to grasp the exact details. Because you are special, your realization will manifest just after Christmas. You are going to be all impatient until then. So what else is new?

Taurus: You will be introduced to some rather decadent new pleasures this week. You have spent your whole life in a dream, it seems, and this new garden of delights is now apparent to you. It was always there, you realize. But some sudden incident has opened your eyes. This drive of yours to satisfy this hunger will drive you to a longer, more pleasurable life.

Gemini: Be careful, some slight of hand dealings you had with a Capricorn might come back to haunt you. Not that you cannot explain your wait out of things, you are, after all, far faster with a tongue than anyone, but the arm of that Capricorn is long and quick. If your conscious is clear, all is good. If not, well, you deal with it.

Cancer: You do not much like what is going on. The old ways were better, and your sign is fond of holding onto the past. Things used to work, back then, and worked just fine. You will spend this week pining for the good old days, ok? Go watch some old movies and call your mother on the phone, maybe wear an old tie. Wallow and wait for the new moon.

Leo: The conjunction of Mars and Mercury with the Sun always means that you get a chance to prove your superior nature. It also means that some goof, churl, or dullard, thinks they can take you on. They are wrong, of course, but it does cut into your time in the tanning bed. Peasants!

Virgo: Your serious responsibilites continue this week. There is hope around, you just cannot see it. It is coming, and fast. Expect happiness beyond expectation. Carry band aids, but you, Virgo, are always prepared for this stuff. But make sure you have a first aid kit in the car, and top it up with stuff. You know what to do. It is coming.

Libra: Like Taurus, the other sign ruled by Venus, you will discover a new aspect of living that will give you great pleasure and satisfaction. For you it more involves order and accomplishment, but it will still grab you in the pleasure center. Life has become larger and better. Watch for this. Savour it.

Scorpio: Your sign has the trait of being able to profit from misfortune and abandoned property. There will be alot of opportunities for you soon. So, stock up on things you need to take advantage of things. You know what to do.

Sagittarius: You will receive important premonitions this week about what the next twenty years has in store for you. So pay attention. If you are invited to join a secret society, this is a good thing. Pay special attention to those Capricorns in your life, and, to a lesser extent Scorpios.

Capricorn: Go hide this week. If only they knew what plans you had in store for then and their insignifigant planet, well, it would not go so well for you. Play dumb and work on your list. Yes, it is time to plot, for in a few weeks, it will be time to act.

Aquarius: You need to get some new clothes. You can craft your public image through the process of dissolution … no need to draw attention to yourself, just drift from where you are to where you want to be.

Pisces: You are being both driven (by Saturn) and guided (by Uranus) towards a some new understanding about what you want, desire, and will work towards. Usually you just drift and the sea brings life to you, but for now the universe is pushing you around. That is to say, you have a hook through your lip and someone is reeling you in. Since you are being taken to where you want to go, its not so bad. If you fight, you will get a sore lip.

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