Mugshot Of The Week
It started out innocently enough, M Brutsche Ely went to The Mint Club for a few cocktails and to revel in the fellowship of friends. Somewhere in between 5-83 drinks later, M Brutsche Ely decided it was a clothing optional club, stripped down to only her smile, kicked a bouncer in the balls, went outside and assaulted coppers, went to jail and smacked out a jailer. And yet, she looks so innocent and lovely. What could possess a beautiful and pure woman to act out like this? Simple: Rock & Roll.
Rock & roll created this woman, rock & roll is destroying this woman, and rock & roll can not save this woman. It’s obvious she is possessed by rock & roll and will not cease rocking and/or rolling until the music is purged from her soul. And what’s the best way to purge this woman of rock & roll? Decapitation. The best ting about it is that I’m pretty sure no one will notice.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am
I don’t think it was R&R that caused this decent, Christian woman to go off the rails, it was Terminal Horniness, a peculiarly American affliction, caused by repetitive fast-food eating obesity,and the resultant lack of sex.
Googled this woman, which, in itself sounds obscene, but isn’t, and found she likes virile bald men who have Power!
I’ve E-mailed her your phone number, Mayor, good luck, it’s for World Peace, y’know.