This is the week that Pluto, at long last, enters Capricorn. And he has brought a sudden blast to the economy that Capricorn so likes to have control over. So, we can be confident that Pluto intends to create a new world economic order.

Saturn is in trine to Jupiter, with Saturn content in Virgo, and Jupiter unhappy in Capricorn. So we can see the holding of noses as the inefficient and ‘badly run institutions’ are the corporations receiving the assistance. While this happens, the Moon, in Scorpio, has hurtled by in sextile to both planets. Well, the moon is in detriment in Scorpio, so The People are not pleased, but the planned actions will benefit them, thanks to the sextile. Pluto’s economic program will not please Justice, nor the Mob, but it will fix the economy.

Following along quickly is Venus to cojoin Jupiter in Capricorn. Now, Venus in this sign is associated with the diamond encrusted rich, and they will have a finger in the pie, but not at first. Watch for their joining up with the program of recovery. You can also expect to see a woman emerge to assume a position of influence.

Mars is coming next. After a woman rises to influence, expect Mars to appear on the scene. As this is the sign of his exaltation (Capricorn), this will be a noble soldier, a general, and a conflict that involves a truly just war.

Aries: Your week begins with some unsettling news regarding a relative. If he is a Capricorn, set him straight and you will be rewarded ten fold. You are behind the situations developing right now, but you will catch up and be ahead of the game in a month and a week. Expect to get rich.

Taurus: You are sitting pretty good right now, and expect that to keep up. You will be linked romantically with a lover who has diamonds. When this month ends, you will profit from association with some unsavory, but well healed, individuals. I will not promise you an invitation to join a secret society, but it is there if you want it.

Gemini: You are running a little bit behind the herd on this one, and it will take you a week to get into your accustomed position of being ahead of the ball. You have to learn the rules to this game, and that is what this week is for. And Gemini is master of the rules, so you better start reading the fine print cause no one else (save those greasy Capricorns) does that sort of stuff.

Cancer: All this economic turmoil has your guts in a knot. People are hungry, and they need the bread of life. These big fat cat bums getting a helping wheel barrow of money, too! Oh well, you get to hold a party and at that social event your voice will be heard. I promise. So, do not be shy and speak your mind. Hit someone with your slipper if you have to.

Leo: The movement of your ruling planet through a friendly fire sign bodes well. You will be called upon to run things, because you are the best. This week, someone will actually tell you that. Oh yes, attend a party or two, where you will be both noticed and make some good contacts.

Virgo: Your practical approach is most appreciated, but the scoundrels and hoodlums who are using your services just might leave a bad smell in your office. If you must lend someone a pair of socks, have them washed in viricide afterwards.

Libra: You will find someones underwear in your car. Just do it before your signifigant other does, as they will suspect you, when you should really be suspecting them, except that it is really a space alien sex tourist who took your car on a joy ride. It is complicated, so forestall the inevitable by finding them first.

Scorpio: Your sign thrives in disaster. So, search for the disaster that best suits your thriving. And find some allies, this time. Capricorns will be holding all the cards after Thursday, so do some quality brown nosing.

Sagittarius: While you are holding the party, everyone is leaving for somewhere, something else. It is kinda glum, but well worth it. Reflect on the true meanings of justice, because the pack of bandits that are running things right now have either forgotten, or never knew. How to prevent this from happening in future, eh?

Capricorn: Life will appear to be pretty bad until Thursday, when things change suddenly. You will win the lottery. Riches, power, and influence will pour into your grasping hands. Your sign knows quite well what to do with this stuff, so advance your agenda.

Aquarius: Yes, the dawning of the age of aquarius. It is all around you right now. Hope you like it, if not, fix it. Use your influence with people to move your agenda forward. And get some new shoes.

Pisces: Friday, things change when your ruling planet goes direct. Things, issues, clarify. Which is good, and good in a sudden, electric way. Expect to see sunlight in a special way on friday. You get to rush people towards their perfected selves, which makes you feel good.

xpd ElsaElsa of course

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