Don’t Use the Spell Checker on MS Word!
Apparently, this nitwit is not happy with “Jews” but since he doesn’t pronounce English correctly (devoicing the plural marker at the end), he hears “juice” (phonetically, this is /ȝuz/ vs. /ȝus/). But how could you be able to spell an “illogically” written word like “juice” but not know how to spell “Jews” (particularly if you’re vexed enough by them to want to kill all of them)? Keyser’s had occasion in the past to comment on the orthography of anti-Semitism before, but this time Keyser feels that the blame should be laid at the feet of Microsoft (”maker of the world’s worst software - you have our Word on it!”).
Keyser imagines it went this way. Our Jew haters were probably composing the slogans to put on their placards on a computer first (”hey, Mohammed, let’s write them out ahead of time, so we don’t have any unsightly cross outs on the signs this time”), and in doing this they wrote “deth to juce.” If you have the “fuck up what I type without asking me” setting on, Word will correct what you right automatically. Worked with “deth.” “Juce,” not so much.
[This anecdote was overheard at the Esperanto convention being held even as we speak over at Keyser's Lair.]
December 31st, 2008 at 12:08 pm
When I first saw this sign, I thought it was another attempt to slander former NFL football Hall-of-Famer, O.J.Simpson.
Others bloggers have corrected me, and mentioned that it was merely a failure of the educational system in the Country of the young gentleman’s origin. I am enlightened.
This guy is a VICTIM! Here he’s made a fool of himself for all the world to see, and now he’s going to have to live with the cruel remarks of his fellow activists, “juice,hahaha”!
My heart bleeds for him. Someone should have to PAY for this! Preferably “society”, who are at fault here.
December 31st, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Don’t you have to kill the fruit to make juice? Honestly, this guy is speaking truth to power.
December 31st, 2008 at 3:05 pm
If you look closely, he manages to get “Zionist” right. You think maybe they make themselves look stupid on purpose just to try and put the right type of people at ease? “Oh, look, honey! The angry young man misspelled his sign! Lovable young scamp is a danger to no one.”
December 31st, 2008 at 3:20 pm
So any odds on who gets to drive the next blow-me up vehicle?…(need a hint?)…green muumuu, matching hat, extra large mandibles, doesn’t like juice…
December 31st, 2008 at 4:11 pm
“green muumuu,” So THAT’S what you call that thing he’s wearing!
I figured he was an illiterate who wore women’s clothing, which is against the teachings of the Koran, or at least, should be!
December 31st, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I don’t blame the guy–have you ever had Leo Kibbutz’s Zionist Holy Land Fig Juice? That stuff would kill Goliath.
January 1st, 2009 at 9:58 am
I love it when a doofus self-identifies…