Obama would never pretend to be President
My fellow global citizens, we are on a precipice as far as the Middle East conflict of the past few days. President-Elect Barack Obama is allowing hundreds to die while he does nothing. Here he is, with all this power, and he is letting his critics down. Who are these critics? Some model examples:
Khaled Meshaal, Hamas’ leader, pointed to the president-elect’s silence Monday in declaring that the early stage of Obama’s presidency “is not good.”
And in a recording purportedly made by Al Qaeda’s No. 2, Ayman Zawahiri faults Obama’s inaction, saying the president-elect was falsely portrayed as “a rescuer who will change the policy of America.”
If we can’t make the leader of HAMAS and Al Qaeda happy, what possible hope do we have for lasting peace? If Obama is going to pander to his base, he had better get over there and surrender as quickly as possible. It would be too upsetting if new columnist to the Huffington Post, Bill Ayers, were to break ties with Obama and start to criticize him. These people know that winning the hearts and minds is the real way to win a war. You only have to do enough to get them to like you is all.
It was all well and good for him to form an opinion on what the Bush Administration did wrong during his election campaign, but this is hardly a time to be hassling him now. He has a big day driving his kids to school, going to the gym, and renewing his passport for international citizenship. Relax, “critics.” He’ll be on the job in less than two weeks, doing his best to please. Four or more years of “change” should be enough to solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Do you think Rahm Emanuel will show up by the 20th? Where’s he at?
January 7th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
You just watch, Obama will have the entire ME situation cleared up within six months, and we’ll have “peace in our time”!
The various religious and political leaders of the ME need to realize that they don’t have to continue the rhetoric of the Bush administration days, and can suck the new admin into doing exactly what the Islamic world wants.
Within one term, by pretending to play along with Obama, the Ayatollahs and Imams can have total control of the entire region, complete with Sharia law, backed by the US government. Think $200 a barrel oil, and an iron grip on your people, guys, with dissenters quietly eliminated.
Just be cool, guys, get your most radical to STFU, and the infidels will be gone from your region so fast Allah Himself will rejoice!
Midway through Ob’s second term, the now reasonable allies of the ME should be able to convince the average American voter that Israel, the true villain of this soap opera, should not be supported by America, in ANY way.
Then, after a brief, but bloody war, in which the soldiers of Islam finally defeat the satanists of Israel,Islam will rule supreme in your world.
Now, if by then, you happen to have a few supporters of your cause in Europe and the New World, why, total domination of the planet will be yours within a generation!
Just don’t fuck with the rules of Hockey or baseball, and allow the remaining infidel monkeys lots of cheap beer, and it’s ALL yours! Eventually the infidels will die of liver failure.
This plan was dictated to me late last night by a messenger from God/Allah.
January 7th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Methinks, he looks kind of bored in the second picture..
January 7th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
True, Vixen–Maybe he thinks there is nothing going on in the world that he needs to be interested in.
Dmorris–I posted an article about a month or so ago in which a survivalist from South America said something to the effect of, “Our country was collapsing around us, crime was out of control, there was no food, yet as long as our national soccer team was winning, people never saw any problems.”
I think that’s true over here sometime’s. Bread and circuses.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
How can that be? None of our soccer teams win anything. Even the kids’ house leagues blow.