Sasha Cohen To Play Black Jesus
In a soon to be released movie, Sasha Cohen is at it again with his whacky hijinx and side-splitting antics, as he plays a black Jesus, dressed in a loincloth and wearing a crown of thorns:
Test audiences in the US have seen an early edit and the more religious members at the screenings failed to see the funny side.
That’s a sure-fire sign the film is a belter.
A source said: “Sacha has really gone for the shock tactics this time.
“The characters were created deliberately to wind certain sections of society up and Jesus is one of them.
Even though I believe the words *shock tactics* should be replaced with the more honest *purposely selected marketing gimmicks*, Sasha Cohen is so cutting edge it completely amazes me. I can’t even think of one famous person who has ever ridiculed Christianity before, let alone a practising Jew who doesn’t even believe in Jesus, observes the Jewish sabbath, refuses to answer the phone on Shabbat, and someone who is kosher. What a riot, the man is keraaaaazy.
Even though attacking Christianity and mocking someone who over 1 billion people worldwide calls their Lord is like smashing low-hanging fruit off a tree, the good thing for Sasha is that he won’t be thrown into a pit and stoned for his hatred, or thrown off a cliff, or hunted down with a price on his head and eventually shot in the face. Nor will he be taken to the human rights commission somewhere and made to apologize because some segment of the population are hurt and maligned by his anger and portrayal of someone that is dear and quite real to them. Nope, instead, Sasha will be looked at as a forward-thinking entertainer who simply pushed the envelope and tried to open up the eyes of stupid sheep who dare call themselves Christians.
Next step for Sasha? Who knows, maybe he’ll play a pedophile Mohammad who butchers tens of thousands of people if they don’t believe his made-up religion. Haha, ya, there’s a chestnut Sasha may not crack. As I said, he’s so cutting edge.
January 13th, 2009 at 7:59 am
Wow! What courage! The Nobel Prize is in his future.
Need I remind everyone that Christians are a violent breed, just look at history.
WW1, mostly Christians, WW2 again, mostly Christians, Korean War, mostly Christians on one side. The Crusades, at least half the combatants were Christian!
Just imagine how much better off we would have been if that troublemaker had just stayed with carpentry! “Joseph and Sons, Fine Carpentry and Cabinet Maker”.
We’d probably have never heard of the guy, unless one of his cabinets ended up on The Antiques Road Show.
January 13th, 2009 at 8:15 am
The outrage! We’re frothing at the mouth!
Okay, Sasha, there. You got what you wanted. Now do a Muslim joke once and let’s see how outrageous you really are.