Sheyla Hershey–Texas Big

Some little girls dream about being ballerinas, some dream about being singers. Sheyla Hershey, her dreams included being filled with silicon and having breasts so big that they are actually a threat to her health:

SHEYLA Hershey’s massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world’s biggest boob job.

The 28-year-old American housewife and model has undergone nine ops to get her amazing figure.

And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care.

Sheyla, from Houston, Texas, said: “To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about.”

She had to go to Brazil for her last op after US doctors refused to carry out any more surgery on her Now Sheyla is in the record books for having the largest breast implants ever.

Her British ex-boyfriend started paying for her plastic surgery, but she left him after he begged her to stop.

She said: “I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream.”

Always follow your dreams. Even if your dreams include being filled with toxic sludge and having so much of it in your body that you are actually declared a health hazard by the medical community. Follow you dreams, even if it means that you become a freak of nature, someone who is ridiculed, scorned and laughed at, someone who will never be taken seriously. Follow your dreams, because if you are an attention whore with no discernible talents or capabilities, getting ridiculous breast enlargements may be the only way to get a man to create a FaceBook page dedicated to you and only you.

I have a dream…

5 Responses to “Sheyla Hershey–Texas Big”

  1. dmorris Says:

    You may have a dream, but I’m confused. At the top, the pic is of a dark haired Asian lady, at the link, it’s a blond American housewife.

    So, which one is REALLY the world record holder?

    I don’t want to put the wrong poster on my bedroom wall, for crissakes!

    Be like having a Toronto Maple Leafs pennant up there.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    I’m also confused. In one article I masturbated to it said she was Brazilian, and this article says she’s American.

    I’m not just a willy nilly masturbator, I demand to know where she’s from.

  3. dmorris Says:

    Good point, Mayor, pulling erroneous pud can be very damaging!

  4. mare Says:

    I have a dream to walk upright and have a spine that is not bowed by a massive rack.

  5. Sisyphus Says:

    Hopefully this woman’s dream includes a team of psychiatrists.

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