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Tuesday, January 21st, 2014

He was an American film and television producer, but now he’s dead. He didn’t die recently, he died about 8 years ago. Maybe 9 years ago. The Mayor isn’t quite sure when he died, he only knows that buddy is dead. He spawned 2 children, a boy and a girl. The girl has a face that looks like it was beaten in with a cinder block, and The Mayor knows a little less than nothing about the boy.

Rich guy in question started producing shows in 1968, and had such hits as Jane’s House, Charmed, and Sunset Beach. Did The Mayor say those shows were *hits*? What he meant to say is that rich guy’s daughter has a face like a mackerel with the hook still stuck in its face.

The mansion above is in Holmby Hills, which is in California. It’s slightly bigger than The Mayor’s mansion by approximately 96,000 sq ft. The other thing which differs rich guy’s place from The Mayor’s, is that you’ll probably never see a Dodge Caravan and a Mazda Protege parked in the driveway of rich guy’s mansion.

Who is this rich guy The Mayor is talking about?

90210h My Lord

Friday, September 18th, 2009

jennie-garth

Hey, it’s Jennie Garth! Yup, the girl that played Kelly Taylor on 90210. Man, that sure is her. Uh huh, it’s her alright. Wow, Jennie Garth, you say? Yes, that’s what I said, it’s Jennie Garth.

Did you know that Jennie Garth tried out for the role of Kelly Kapowski for Saved By The Bell, but Tiffani Amber Thiessen got the role instead. Later, both her and Tiffani (with an I) starred in 90210. It’s all true. All you have to do is look it up. Word. I’m surprised Jennie Garth didn’t hold a grudge against Tiffani (with an I) and try to kill her when they were on the set of 90210. Instead, she sucked up her crushing defeat and moved on.

Jennie Garth was never the most beautiful actress in the world, not by a looooong shot. But she managed to keep herself tidy, she looks good, actually better looking now then when she was on 90210. Then again, actresses apply makeup with a canon, so who knows, maybe she’s freakishly sickening looking.

I thought that by exposing the 90210 cast this week, we would have some chuckles at how they have aged terribly. Truth be told, they all look pretty damn fine. Except for Luke Perry, he’s starting to look like Alpo. But Priestly, Thiessen, and the rest of the cast look okay to The Mayor.

If you want to see the rest of the cast, including the giant mouthed Hilary Swank, the greasy dirt-nozzle Vincent Young, and the alien-headed Lindsay Price, head over to Izismile where I took every picture from.

90210h My Lord

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

jason-priestly

Jason Priestly played Brandon somebody or other on 90210, and I can honestly say that comparing the older picture on the left to the newer picture on the right, he really hasn’t changed a whole ton.

He’s a little scruffier now, he’s put on some weight (which is probably a good thing), his hair has settled down (good thing), and that’s about it. Blah.

Priestly was born in Victoria BC, he’s been married a few times, he use to smoke 2 packs a day, and if I remember correctly, he directed a Barenaked Ladies video at one point. Might have been the song “The Apartment”. This is all from memory, so maybe I’m off base, who knows.

Anyway, boring post, buddy hasn’t changed, go back to the Daily Kos, commie.

90210h My Lord

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

tiffani-thiessen

This is Tiffani Thiessen. Her middle name is Amber. Did you know if your first name is Tiffani (with an I not a Y), the chances of your middle name being Amber is an astounding 97.3%? It’s true, if you don’t believe me you can Google it.

I would venture to say that Tiffani is actually better looking now that she was way back when during the 90210 days. Then again, she did look pretty good when these pictures were taken.

That’s right, Mitchieville is home to all your Tiffani Amber Thiessen needs. May God have mercy on my soul.

So there you have it, Tiffani Amber Thiessen is still pretty good looking, no worse for wear in the least.

9021Oh My Lord

Monday, September 14th, 2009

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Although I can honestly tell you I have never seen one single episode of 90210, I do know all the characters and their names. That’s because at the time of the Beverly Hill’s peak, I was either living, dating, or stalking a girl that was right into it. I don’t remember which.

I do know this is Luke Perry and his 90210 name was…hmmmm, not sure actually, I thought I knew it. Let’s call him Ernest.

I do remember Ernest trying to be the cool/hip guy of the show, but what always got me is when he smiled you could see about 800 eye-line wrinkles on his skinny face. Now, Ernest looks like an Ernest. He’s still trying to be cool, but he’s put away his lumberjack jacket and replaced it with a sport jacket and jeans. Excellent. Welcome to Casey’s, Mr. Perry, table for one, like usual?