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Hate Crimes Minus 42

Tuesday, March 7th, 2017

According to various Jewish groups, hate crimes against Jews have risen dramatically since The Donald became president. You can now safely scratch out 42 anti-Jew hate crimes:

Police and the general manager of a Jewish cemetery in Brooklyn said that 42 fallen headstones were not caused by vandals, saying Sunday that the memorials had naturally tipped over due to age — though some elected officials were calling for an investigation, anyway.

“It definitely was not vandalism,” Marisa Tarantino, general manager of the Washington Cemetery on Bay Parkway in Midwood, told reporters.

“The older sections, as the stones wear, they do fall over or are unstable,” she continued. “What we do is we lay them across the grave to keep them memorialized rather than taking (them) away.”

A police spokesman agreed.

Seems like an open and shut casket case, doesn’t it? Not so fast. Something is not kosher here:

But later Sunday, a trio of officials stood outside the 100-acre property, demanding an investigation.

“Nobody wants to jump to conclusions,” said state Assemblyman Dov Hikind. “In light of everything going on in the country, we wanted to see what this was all about.

“There are many tombstones that clearly have been pushed over, clearly vandalized,” he added. “We are not talking about tombstones that are naturally lying down. There are some of those. All you gotta do is walk in there and see that something is just not right.”

The Albany pol said the police commissioner and the hate crime task force visited the area of 20th Ave. and 57th St.

“They are taking it seriously,” said Hikind, who pointed at a section of barbed wire missing in the area facing the toppled tombstones.

“Someone cut this? Who cut it? Why did they do it? Just to have fun?” he asked.

And that leaf, has that always been there? Why would a leaf fall sideways like that, leaves don’t fall that way? and look at that squirrel, it gave me the stink-eye. What’s the deal with squirrel’s, are they all Jew haters? The red squirrel’s I have no problem with, it’s the black one’s that are running around causing havoc and what-not.

“I actually hope that it’s not about vandalism. But if it is, we must stand united as a city to make sure that anytime that there is a hate crime…that we gather as a community and fight back, sending a loud message that turning over tombstones, writing swastikas on walls, threatening Jewish centers around the city, around the country, is unacceptable.”

That sure is some scary stuff, except NOTHING HAPPENED.

The folks that run the cemetery have come to the conclusion that there was zero vandalism. They explained why the tombstone’s had fallen over – because of NEGLECT. Perhaps if the Jewish community cared so much about these tombstone’s they would have tossed in a few dollars for a proper maintenance program to have them repaired.

But no, instead they go the other route and demand an expensive investigation, and waste everyone’s precious time. They also get to go in front of the camera and use the word swastika, in case you aren’t cowering in fear as it is.

Look, if Jim Rockford pulls up in a 73 Firebird and tells me the cemetery has been vandalized, then yes, this must be investigated. But for now, listen to the professionals and go and be paranoid elsewhere on your own dime.

Oh vey!

A victim’s perspective

Tuesday, January 17th, 2017

I am an activist. My culture celebrates an agrarian utopia described in the poetry of Jeff Davis. As an activist, how do we seek out jouissance today?

Left-activism did not win the election for H.Clinton. Before the election, this failed movement (a dead end attempt to address the National Depression suffered by its cadre) allowed the alt-right seize control of sufficient state legislatures to push through their own gerrymandering program that neutralized the leftist never-citizen and never-worker voting blocs.

Another fatal misstep for left activism was their bungling reaction to the technolibertines of Gamergate and the eroticized dickwolves of MGTOW. These reactionary movements were allowed to form. Their mere existence was a mistake, a sign of weakness.

The lower rungs of left activism are filled with diversity, but no brains. Indeed, while the leadership cadre of Gamergate and MGTOW are raised up through trial of ability, the leadership of the left is driven by infantile display: weepy, whiny, and diaper flags displays of virture. By inspection, a rational observer can observe repeated failure, incompetence, and avarice. Only the Stalinist opportunists moving among the money trees in this (once unimportant) front have managed to keep the leftist effort in some sort of tatters.

After failing to kill Gamergate and MGTOW in the crib, the bunglers allowed it to grow through failure to master their own technology. These bunglers are incompetent at their core, and, one suspects, only mouth partisan beliefs through mimicry, like a monkey doing rap steps. Do they even have soul sufficient (and necessary) to comprehend Hegelian dialectic?

The Patriarchy has Mobilized! Admittedly, this is a mobilization as therapy to address the agony of National Depression. Regardless, the powerful Invisible Hand of the Market catalyses their development of anti-Thesis to left Thesis; and the Invisible Hand of the Market inspires their leadership to formulation of upwardly spiraling Synthesis. The leftists are left behind, embracing the tired issues of abortion and fag marriage. Attempting to solve problems using yesterdays marketing campaign. Boring. More repellent than banal, lacking the wit for evil.

The leftist media, the materialist, Stalinist re-bar of the eroded structure call for infiltration of the Conservative party of Canada in order to thwart Kellie Leitch. Grandpa’s tactics. Something to inspire you to put your teeth in in the morning. The progressive leadership is a third generation Stalinist gentry that has bred out competence. Stalin is dead. They have no Stalin. They rain imperceptible discourtesies upon the proletariate, the bourgeois, the everyone who is not ‘the them’. Incompetent, they cannot tell good ideas from bad; being stupid, stupid enabling, and stupid accepting, their psyches are incapable of representing conflict. Their slightest action excites oppositional forces, to which I sympathize. This is good.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.

Weight Loss Picture Violates Facebook’s Terms

Wednesday, January 15th, 2014

A Washington woman who dropped a few thousand pounds and posted her “new look” on Facebook has had her picture taken down because it promoted “Adult Content”:

Marilyn McKenna, wife of former Washington State Attorney General Rob McKenna, posted the image of her fitting both her legs inside one leg of her old “fat pants” but was told to remove the picture because it was promoting “idealised physical appearances”.

Ms McKenna, who weighed 120kg six years ago, lost 54kg after having lap band surgery, USA Today reported . She has kept the weight off by adopting a strict new healthy lifestyle which she documents on her blog and Facebook fan page.

A representative from Facebook emailed her to explain why her “ad” was taken down.

“The image used here is of a woman standing in a large pair of pants holding the waist band out to show weight loss. The images are considered to be promoting idealised physical appearances and are policy violating,” the spokeswoman wrote.

Correct The Mayor if he is wrong (he isn’t), but isn’t one of the 63 wars America is currently engaged in the “War on Obesity?” Isn’t Michelle Obama parading her carcass around the U.S. promoting healthy eating, exercise, and weight loss? So, if the First Lady is telling the world that obesity isn’t good, isn’t she promoting “idealized physical appearances?” Plus, shouldn’t everyone be promoting “idealized physical appearances?” Or should we be promoting ugly and fat 24/7? Let The Mayor know, he desperately wants to be on the popular side of the war.

It’s good to see that Facebook has put the panelists of The View on their content board. Who else but a bunch of idiot liberal women could come up with the phrase “idealized physical appearances”, and who else but a bunch of idiot liberal men would let them get away with banning a picture of a slim woman because she’s…ahhhh, better looking now than when she was wearing boat sails for pants?

Time To Update Your Big Book Of PC Words

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

The Big Book of Politically Correct Words® hasn’t been updated in a few…errrr, days, but courtesy of the Homebuilders of America, you no longer have to hear the disgusting phrase “master suite” anymore, as the word “master” has been successfully deleted from Real Estate agent lingo:

A survey of 10 major Washington, D.C.-area homebuilders found that six no longer use the term “master” in their floor plans to describe the largest bedroom in the house. They have replaced it with “owner’s suite” or “owner’s bedroom” or, in one case, “mastre bedroom.”

Why? In large part for exactly the reason you would think: “Master” has connotation problems, in gender (it skews toward male) and race (the slave-master).

Enter the owner’s suite.

Finally we will have peace in our time.

The only drawback The Mayor can think of is if the house the real estate agent is showing was once inhabited by descendants of slave owners, then the real estate agents are back to square one. To be safe, it’s probably wise they just refer to the biggest bedroom as that “giant-ass room, bigger than all the rest in the house.”

If you build it, they will bitch…

Mathematics 36961

Wednesday, October 10th, 2012

The four horsemen of the Apocalypse are coming. Ur, five horsemen, sorry. In our modern age we have upgraded, and there is political correctness to think about. Heaven forbid that any of the downtrodden not have a foot in the stirrup of destruction. You would not want them to think they are not empowered, not participating. It is a relief to know that when War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death come trotting in that a goodly number of the agents of apocalypse are our dark skinned never workers. Not only do you pay for their food, clothing, eternal education, and bed bug treatments, but you get to bleed, starve, cough, and croak at their hands.

A Victim’s Perspective

Sunday, June 24th, 2012

My name is unimportant. All I ever wanted to do in life was help people. I am a metrosexual, so I do not really have a gender. My life was a steady series of pay raises, mailings from my pension plan, vacations in tropical socialist countries, and sexual encounters with socialist women struggling with career angst. Even the power struggles over parking spots, coffee cup storage placement in the dish drying rack, or possession of the toilet cubicle farthest from the one where the diversity of other gendered copulate during break, was nothing compared to the inner struggle I am experiencing today. Or was, until I found the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence. I discovered that I was a victim, too. This is my perspective:


Ize Not Just Gonna Learn To Walks, Ize Gonna Learns To Runs!

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012

After a little bit of controversy regarding their new “chain and shackle” shoes, ADIDAS has apologized to those offended, and will not bring them to market:

Shoe company Adidas has cancelled its new controversial sneaker before it even hit the shelves.

The JS Roundhouse Mid shoes, which feature a bright orange chain and ankle strap, came under fierce criticism with people likening the features to slave chains and prison shackles.

Adidas also apologized if people were offended even though they said the sneakers weren’t meant to be a symbol of oppression.

Halfway through the article, it dawned on The Mayor that the reason there aren’t many African Canadians© living in our northern communities has less to do with the cold weather and horrible winter conditions, but because they can’t handle seeing chains on tires when it snows.

ADIDAS did the right thing by canceling the slavery shoe. There are certain things that are accepted in the US and certain things that are taboo. A urine soaked Jesus floating in a jar of piss is ok, an undeclared race war which blacks are slaughtering whites seems to be just fine, an even having a president giving the go-ahead to ship guns to Mexican drug cartels, only to have those same guns used in deadly crimes against US citizens seems cricket – but chains on shoes?What are you, a plantation owner or something?

It is obvious that race is still an issue that Americans need to address. And the best way to address the race issue are though threats, sanctions, and boycotts. Slaves probably didn’t wear shoes, but yet the ADIDAS shoe is canceled because an actual chain invokes imaginary images of slavery. Cancel the shoe. With that kind of logic, Americans may want to get rid of their cotton fields.

If ADIDAS wanted this idea to work, they would have changed the name of the shoe from “chain and shackle” to the Gladiator shoe. Heck, Gladiators were slaves, too.

Nobody knows the troubles I’ve seen….

Skittles – Taste The Rainbow Of Fruit Flavours

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Never, and The Mayor means NEVER, take a pack of Skittles to a gun fight.

Pretty Princess

Sunday, February 12th, 2012

The Mayor is starting to think that the suppliers of this product don’t quite grasp what the words “non-toxic” mean. After all, before applying the Pretty Princess Starlet Makeup Kit, little Becky Robinson took first place on Toddlers & Tiara’s, now little Becky Robinson couldn’t hit the podium at the Acid to the Face Pageant. Oh well, it’s nothing a shovel to the face can’t fix.

A Victims Perspective

Friday, October 21st, 2011

Take your sorry capitalist ass down to the Occupy Toronto encampment. Step past the outstretched hands asking for a handout, and keep clear of materials that may carry bedbugs. There in the Solvent Fanciers Congress you will find Moe-Moe, victim of the greedy one percent that ruin the lives of the ninety-nine.

Then Don’t Make John Mad

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

100 times? The Mayor thinks it would be hard to count to 100 when you’re unconscious.

It’s obvious John needs to attend anger management as well as sensitivity training. The Mayor might be off on this, but he has a good feeling that’s exactly what John will end up doing. He looks like a decent chap.

Making Money with Fenris Badwulf

Friday, July 29th, 2011

This is a good idea.