A “secret” government survey released yesterday showed that 71% of Sri Lankan *refugees* have gone back to the country that persecuted them at some point, for holidays, to sponsor a family member, or for business:

According to a secret government survey reported by QMI Agency Sunday, 71% of Tamil refugees in Canada who responded to the survey travelled back to Sri Lanka for vacations, business, or to sponsor a family member, bringing into question the legitimacy of their refugee claim.

To put that in perspective, the 500 or so refugees that came to Canada a few weeks ago ALL claimed refugee status, the overwhelming majority did so on the basis that they were persecuted in Sri Lanka. Of those 500, and relying on the statistics of this newly released report, over the next few years, 350 will go back to to the place where they were *persecuted*, in order to conduct business or for their personal pleasure.

According to our own government, even when refugees lie about their refugee claim, it’s nearly impossible to kick them out of the country. Why then doesn’t the government tighten up our refugee laws? That’s the magic question, but luckily for you, I’m a magician and am able to tell you.

Without plantation workers, or as they are called in pc circles, “refugees”, who is going to pay for the baby boomers’ pensions when they start retiring in massive waves starting this year? It’s no secret that white Canadians aren’t having enough babies to keep our population growing, much less keeping it steady. The baby boomers – who are selfish assholes, I must add – always made sure to get the best and keep the best for themselves. Sure, they will be the last ones to receive Canada pension, as there will be no more money left in it in another 20 years, but what the hell, as long as they have their collective selfish asses wiped then all is good.

Seeing as though regular ole “Steve” and “Joe” Canadian can no longer fill the pension tank for the baby boomers, Canadian liberal governments looked at the situation and thought that starting immediately, it better bring in a poo load of plantation workers or the biggest voting group in Canada are going to get very upset very soon when they find out there’s actually no money left for their treats and entitlements.

So, starting with Trudeau and the magic of multiculturalism, instead of working on any form of sustainablility or to fix the problems they had created, successive governments decided instead to use immigrants as plantation workers, to fill the needs of the most important group of people to ever walk the earth – baby frickin’ boomers.

PLUS, immigrants typically vote for those that brought them to the dance – in other words, liberals.

Don’t get me wrong though, when it comes to immigration, Conservative governments have acted like little cowards and have been useless as the day is long. And the current Conservative government is no different, because if they were then things WOULD be different, right? Right.

Secondly, immigration is a boom industry. Those is power can stack the refugee boards and panels with their friends, featherbedding themselves and their families, creating high paying government jobs for like-minded zombies who otherwise couldn’t find a decent job in the workforce because they are usually stupid, lazy, unskilled idiots.

Tada!

I told you I was a magician. Case closed.

If you are a connaisseur of Japanese War movies, especially of the Middle and Warlord periods, you would know that Crimson Sky is the code word to put on your best set of clothes, take out your best weapon, and go into the streets to slay the enemies of your clan chieftain.

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And even though on my TV some skinny, smug, hipster doucheclamp keeps trying to prove to some fat dude in a suit that it’s otherwise, it aint.

Care for more proof? Wander into a Starbuck’s between open and close.

Let me get to the point. Obama is either incompetent, or is perceived as incompetent. Regardless of your opinion, you do not exist in isolation tank. What other people think effects you. You might not like it.

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The Classical Liberal was at a hospital in cheesehead country last week and when he tried to access Mitchieville, this is what he got.

I’ll be perfectly honest with you, this really upsets The Mayor. I try to run a classy operation around here. If you care to notice, I’ve really cut down on the swearing in the last few years, I’ve stayed away from overt sexual references, stopped posting (mostly) semi-clad women, and have really given this place a makeover. And then I get this? Wow, that hurts down deep.

Tasteless & offensive? Man, I don’t have a clue where they got that from.

Anyway, come back to Mitchieville later tonight for another segment of I Can See Your Pee Pee.

Mitchieville – now with 75% more pee pee!

**Click for larger image (something you can’t do on Andy’s site)

I burst into tears when this article was brought to my attention. I do not know that much about Hungary, or Hungarians, but I know that whenever the main stream media labels a party as far-right, it is far worse than could be imagined. After all, did not the groovy Noam Chomsky say that the media is controlled by the right * , so the right wing media (which, thank Set the Snake God, is declining in popularity because of the rise of the working class in the United States) is just soft peddling this horrible news * .

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We have new toilets at work. They are the new, politically correct design. The do not use as much water. Everyone knows that Canada is short of water * . So, there is no open dissent.

The toilets do not work. They just do not have enough water to flush even soggy toilet paper, and the drain hole is too small for the average turd diameter. They come from China. Maybe hydrodynamics and physics do apply there like they do here. Scuttlebutt is that they are too small and under powered for North American turds. Nobody mentioned the increased demand on fece transport systems because in the increase in roughage in the diverse, pork-averse, tofu-embracing diet.

Logically, to compensate for Global Warming roughage, the drain hole should be larger and the flow higher. All that tofu needs to me accommodated. Otherwise you get what you get at my place of work: plugged shitters.

The shit geyser. The politically correct toilet also embraces a diversity of other spectacular malfunctions. The shit geyser, for example, the toilet equivalent of ACORN, is something wonderful to behold. At our facility, filled with under employed members of the working class, it takes 18 to 36 hours for an event to occur whenever toilet 2 gets plugged.

At that magic moment, a flush on number 2 results in an upwelling of water in numbers 1, 3, and 4. But it is in number 1 that the gusher makes it a good foot over the rim. Shit, paper, and the other organic recyclables that celebrate in the sewer pipe come a gushing up and gurgle happily all over the floor. It is like clockwork, dependable and consistent, like the way social spending never solves social problems. And, like social spending, it creates jobs. In this case, the janitor, the maintenance guy, and the health and safety commissar all have their non-productive, capital consuming existence truly justified.

The janitor will not clean up the shit because there is no WHIMIS. Without a hazard assessment, he does not know what gloves to use, nor the right, er, left disinfectant, nor a clear directive as to if he should wear goggles (or not). The maintenance guy will not clean up the shit puddle, because that is not in his job description. And he will not change the toilets back to the ones that work (they are sitting, covered in dust back in the storage room), because that is forbidden. The Health and Safety guy won’t clean up the shit because that is not his job. He will not comment on replacing the toilets because the H and S committee has ruled that the committee does not have jurisdiction.

Everyone still has their job, of course, except the bathroom is full of shit. The night shift manager cleans it up, instead. He does not want his staff to quit … if production drops, then he will lose his job, unlike the janitor, maintenance guy, or the H and S commissar.

We tried putting up signs. Please flush, in both official languages, and please report problems. The H and S guy said the signs had to be visible to people in wheelchairs, especially since they have their own, special, dedicated washroom far away, down the hall, far from the lake of poo, with their own special keys, and four ply ass wipe. Nobody in a wheelchair works where I work, so the janitor, maintenance guy, and the H and S commissar are the only ones to use that washroom. But if a wheel chair guy wandered into our place of work, and went past the big sign on the special needs washroom, and wedged himself into the too narrow cubicles with the sandpaper ass wipe, then he (she, or he/she) might miss the sign we put up, as it is three inches too high for them to see, according to the rules of political correctness. We do not have any wheel chair people working where I work. They might lose their disability pensions if they work. Why give up a lifetime income for a few months of telemarketing money?

I asked if we needed something for the blind, and the H and S guy thanked me for reminding him. At the morning meeting, I guess any of our non-existent blind workers could have not heard the frequent reminders by the night shift supervisor to please flush and please report problems because that always leads to a shit geyser. Without political correctness, the ever widening gap between rich and poor, the ever growing number of cute, photogenic victims would not accelerate as quickly in the worse, the not right, the left direction. That would be bad.

Do not be angry as you drive to work, in your rusty car. You are beholden to those that do not work. They have milky skinned advocates that spend your money telling you that you are a steamy turd.

Go to work.

As long as it is not Christian, it is ok. This would make a good listen on your commute to work. You work, they sleep. Taxspenders that is.

Hmmm. More things that the false leftists won’t teach in university. There should be a vote among arts majors to establish consensus about this.

I never believe anything a white guy says about N-people unless it is something I agree with before hand. That is just good global warming science. So, hold your nose and seek out the nuggets that agree with what you already know is true. Just look for facts that support your theory.

Why is this not taught in our universities? Given that even the most progressive of our ‘teaching’ institutions are tainted with racism (Ryerson, York), I am beginning to suspect the evil milky hand of the invisible ski glove of white privilege