According to the Evil Conservative Online, this is a new logo designed for the Department of Defense’s Missile Defense Agency:

This is one of those things that makes you say to yourself, “Is this really happening? Can this really be the new patch for the DoD’s Missile Defense Agency?” Apparently it is, as the official Missile Defense Agency website confirms.

Is it self-aggrandizing hubris? An Islamic crest? A bizarre mixture of the two? Or just an amazing coincidence?

The Mayor rather likes this new logo and doesn’t see any problem with it. I figure if Obama is going to be President for life, then more agencies need to start designing their logos after him. I would suggest more halos and more glow though, every logo should convey peacefulness and a feeling that if we put all our trust in the government then everything will always work out just fine.

Next - work on getting the words “land of the free and home of the brave” out of the American national anthem and replaced with “home of the polygendered, multicultural village- peoples.”

I saw an interesting post on The Roxor last week, entitled, “23 Brilliant Logos With Hidden Messages”,  and I said to myself, “I’m sure my constituents would love to see some of these logos with hidden messages. What I think I’ll do is bookmark the page, leave it for 6 days, and then revisit it next week when it’s slightly outdated and has already been seen by hundreds of thousands of people on the internets”.

That’s EXACTLY what I said, it’s a true story, I suggest you tell all your friends.

There are a few dozen or so logos on The Roxor (as indicated by the *23 Brilliant logos* part of the title) for you to look at, but here’s three to start you off with:

This is probably one of the best known logos with a hidden meaning. If you look closely, you’ll see an arrow that’s formed by the letters E and x. This arrow symbolizes speed and precision, two major selling points of this company.

Toblerone is a chocolate-company from Bern, Switzerland. Bern is sometimes called ‘The City Of Bears’. They have incorporated this idea in the Toblerone logo, because if you look closely, you’ll see the silhouette of a bear.

If you look at the centre of this logo, you can see two people enjoying a Tostito chip with a bowl of salsa. This logo conveys an idea of people connecting with each other.

**First spotted on Bits & Pieces

I’d also like to point out the hidden message in the Mitchieville logo you might not be familiar with. Do you see the three thrones on the top right hand corner of the Mitchieville header? Well, under the three thrones are three heads, signifying the three faces of Set, The Snake God. Even looking at them once makes you a follower. So that means you will not be going to heaven. Actually, you will get to heaven, but a heaven that’s run by Set, The Snake God. And Fenris. Yup, heaven is being contracted out to Set, The Snake God, and Fenris.

You would be wise to send Fenris money. Care of The Mayor.

According to the Register——> One of Oz’s “leading privately owned Transport companies” last Friday posted an ad on the country’s “#1 job site” looking for an IT operative. However, some ne’er-do-well quickly jumped in and added a pretty specific range of talents:

Border Express claimed their original ad, which didn’t contain the naughty bits, was hacked directly online by a person with unrealistic expectations. Okay fine, they never said anything about unrealistic expectations, but realistically, you aint gonna get that kind of a package working for a transport company.

Thanks, but no thanks, pork faggots with extra sauce doesn’t seem appetizing to me. I think I’ll just stick to a couple slices of delicious bacon queers.

If asked their view on Ken & Barbie, most people would reply that they are as American as apple pie, baseball, or Democratic malfeasance and corruption. While Ken & Barbie might be the last two famous Americans not to be caught in a scandal that involves a sex tape, three midgets, a large rope and a stepladder, Jerry Oppenheimer, author of “Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattel,” says that creator, Jack Ryan was a demented head, involved in “a manic need for sexual gratification” to fill his homosexual urges:

Ryan’s friend, Stephen Gnass, confides to the author: “When Jack talked about creating Barbie . . . it was like listening to somebody talk about a sexual episode, almost like listening to a sexual pervert . . .” Ryan took calls at Mattel from a madam and patronized “high-class call girls to streetwalkers,” including a “very thin and child-like” hooker. The book claims that Ryan “somehow rationalized that he was the only man in her life” until he was diagnosed with gonorrhea.

Barbie and Ken were named after the kids of Mattel founders Ruth and Elliot Handler - an honor that plagued Ken, who “grew up embarrassed and humiliated by having an anatomically incorrect boy doll named after him . . . [with] no hint of genitalia.”

Despite marrying and having three kids, Ken was a closeted gay, Oppenheimer says. “To all those who knew him Ken Handler was a wonderful father, a loving husband . . . But there was another side to Ken. And in 1990 he was formally diagnosed with AIDS. His parents and wife were shocked.” He died in 1994 in Greenwich Village, but obits didn’t mention the disease.

While most people will be shocked and possibly disgusted to read that about the creator of Ken & Barbie, it really doesn’t faze The Mayor one bit. The way I figure it is that any grown man who creates plastic dolls of guys that have a gully sack for where their genitalia should be, and creates plastic women that you can easily snap their heads and torso’s off, the chances of the train to Aidsville eventually making a stop at their station is pretty good.

As for the wife of the disease infested doll maker, if she really found it shocking that her husband was gay, even though he was once diagnosed as getting gonnorea from a razor-thin, child-like creature of questionable sexuality, then baby, I’d like to sell you a beach house in Malibu. It even comes with a cool pink Corvette.

C’mon Baribie, let’s go party

I told you last week that Martin Utley, who works on behalf of Transport For London, sent me a few Test Your Awareness clips in the hopes that I would post them up for the good folks of Mitchieville, in order to bring awareness to London’s Transport Awareness program.

The Mayor agreed to post them, of course, I like doing things for my brothers and sisters across the pond. Besides, I really dig their funny accents and find it hard to say no to people that have these dialectical disabilities.

A while back I posted a YouTube vid regarding awareness. It was the Basketball Awareness Test and it was pretty great.

Well, Martin Utley who works on behalf of Transport For London, was kind enough to send me a few more Awareness Tests. Martin was also nice enough to send me a bus pass, and a coupon for 10% off fish & chips at Simon’s Fish House & Chip Emporium in downtown London. Those British folk sure are swell. As they say in London, “throw another shrimp on the barbie!”

Ads created for The Family Place, a non-profit domestic violence shelter in Dallas, Texas, have created quite a stir. The ads are being run for two months on the side of buses and bus interiors at the cost of $25,000.00. The first ad features a little girl with a caption beside her, stating, “One day my husband will kill me.” The other ad features a little boy with the caption, “When I grow up, I will beat my wife.”

The Family Place claims that the ads are meant to provoke dialogue. Any time we can talk about violence against women is a good thing, no matter how we got there.

Let’s take a minute and look at the other side to this argument:

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If this ad didn’t have the words American Apparel across the white strip, it would be impossible to guess what the ad was actually about, or represented. It could be about anything. Is it an ad for condoms? Is it an ad for women who have extraordinary long left feet? Is it an ad for Julie’s All You Can Eat Buffet? Alas, it is an ad for American Apparel. Of course, I should have known that, the girl in the picture is wearing leg warmers.

Some say these type of ads are great because it loosens North American attitudes towards sexuality. I, on the other hand, think these ads are creepy and are nothing more than pseudo porn.

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Keyser wanders into dark and off-the-beaten-track sections of the Interwebz in search of novelty items for his readership, and sometimes he finds astonishing wonders of modern technology.

First, the “Mini Butt-Licker“:

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This tasteless new interactive ad unleashed by Levi’s invites you to unbutton your beast. Sargon tells me the Mayor was working on this ad campaign on taxpayers time. Be sure to check out Paul the Pincher for a taste of what is to come if you re-elect the Mayor or elect Fenris, who worships Set, the Snake God.

ht: Drudge

Wonderbra has just released (yes, unleashed..hardy harr harr) this ad, featuring, as you can see, a very well endowed woman with, from what I can tell, rock hard nipples. To me, this seems like a very effective ad, at the very least it draws attention to the product they’re trying to promote. Having said that, I’m a hot blooded male who loves tits, maybe this is an ad that women will hate because it might be construed as sexually exploitative.

What are your thoughts, is this a hit or a miss in your opinion?

Thanks to Ads of the World