The Mayor checked his records today and found out it has been exactly 2 whole days since an Amy Schumer post went up. That’s far too long.
Some folks are probably thinking that The Mayor must have a crush on Amy Schumer because of all the posts he puts up about her. Kind of like in grade school when you would throw rocks at the girl you actually really liked. Maybe that’s what it is. The Mayor would suggest to you that most of that is correct, except the part about throwing rocks at Amy because The Mayor likes her. The Mayor is actually throwing rocks at Schumer because he believes she deserves to be pelted by rocks. Like the way homosexuals are recipients of Islamic rocks. That kind of way.