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Is Andy’s Bedroom Pink?

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

The Mayor would first like to start off by saying what a fantastic job Andy did decorating his bedroom. Lovely personal touches abound, Andy. Is that a crochet heart in the bottom right hand corner?

Simply delightful.

Andy says his bedroom is not pink.

Okay.

Even if it was (which it is), there’s nothing wrong with having a pink bedroom. All that means is that you’ll have to make a few lifestyle “adjustments.”

Like, what you watch on TV.

Or what kind of entertainment you might enjoy.

Your sports teams might change.

The flag you might fly on your flagpole.

Which political affiliations you choose.

Who knows, maybe you can meet some new friends. Close friends. REALLY close friends.

You see, Andy, there’s nothing wrong with having a “blush” or “mauve” or “salmon” or “dusty rose” bedroom.

Totally acceptable.

To.Tall.Y.

**Gotta thank Marcus From Calgary for pointing out Andy’s pink bedroom

And Now For Something Completely Different

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

It’s best to let this play out to the end, there’s an extra surprise waiting for you. And we all know how much you LOVE surprises.

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Thursday, July 29th, 2010

And Now For Something Completely Different

Monday, June 14th, 2010

two fails for the price of one! actually nevermind, he’s gonna be payin for both of those.

This is what’s considered in blogging circles as a “double whammy”. I’m not sure what it’s called in regular circles, mostly because I don’t travel in regular circles. Only blogging circles. First class, baby.

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Friday, June 11th, 2010

This should be simple, but The Mayor can’t come up with a decent line for this Gif. So far, all I have is, “perhaps he saw a mouse”, which isn’t the least bit funny, and “Someone should kill that cat for biting that poor woman”.

The last one isn’t funny either, but seriously, someone should kill that cat.

**Spaceghetto

And Now For Something Completely Different

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

**Thanks to Son of a Pizza