Archive for the ‘Animals’ Category

The King

Monday, July 23rd, 2012

And now it’s time to go drinking with the boys…

Not A Good Boy

Thursday, June 21st, 2012

Had *Max* done that on one of Toronto’s subway cars, he would have been given a scholarship to a community college. Poor Max, doesn’t he know that trees are peoples too?

Get Well, Dear

Wednesday, May 30th, 2012

To think that all Bambi wanted for her birthday was to see a Pontiac GTO up close. Looks like Bambi got her wish. Happy Birthday, Bambi.

Jerk

Friday, May 11th, 2012

What’s that word again that describes taking pleasure from one’s pain? Oh ya – jerk. Smiling dog is a jerk.

Alligators & Crocodiles

Monday, March 5th, 2012

Keep in mind that the shape of the jaw of both the alligator and crocodile depends heavily on the weight and length of the baby. A fat baby will cause the alligator’s jaw to form into more of a V shape, where as a fat baby will cause a crocodile’s jaw to form into more of a sideways U shape.

Now you know.

11 Tigers – That A Lot Of Tigers

Friday, February 17th, 2012

Unless you’re talking Tamil Tiger’s, then 11 isn’t such a big deal. Hell, you’ll find 11 Tamil Tiger’s in any given 1 bedroom apartment in Scarborough on any given day. But 11 actual animal tigers? That’s impressive.

**Don’t lie to The Mayor, but when he stated there were 11 tigers in the picture, you counted them up to make sure he was right, didn’t you?

Those Are Some Nice Looking Tits

Saturday, January 28th, 2012

If you’re really good, The Mayor promises to post some choice Canadian beaver next week.

Get Her A Pashmina Scarf Instead, You Fool

Monday, January 16th, 2012

Around Mitchieville Hospital (MH), Big Dave is known as the Angel of Mercy. He’s aptly named that because he always manages to bring a smile to the faces of the sick. In her 23 years of care at MH, no one had ever seen Evelyn smile. That is until Big Dave came along with his “magic” frog puppet. Unfortunately, Evelyn ended up laughing so much it threw her into a seizure and she died a few hours later. On the bright side, she left our world laughing. Ya, that’s the bright side.

The Dog Bit You Where Now?

Monday, January 9th, 2012

There’s a good chance that after you watch this video, you’ll think to yourself, “that dog is going to get rabies”.

Did You Know?

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Coincidentally, did you know that a shaved hippo looks like a baby guinea pig? The Mayor suggests you go snatch a baby hippo from its momma and shave it. Don’t be a wimp, just do it.

Wipe That Look Off Your Face

Monday, November 14th, 2011

When he was a puppy, faggot dogs mom told him that if he kept making that face it would eventually stay that way. And The Mayor thought that was an old wives tale. Who woulda guessed?

Zanesville

Monday, October 24th, 2011

Some of you might be looking at this picture and thinking to yourself that Michelle Obama just ordered take-out, but you would be incorrect (the picture lacks 30 buckets of chicken wings and a dump-truck full of grits). This is actually a picture of some of the Zanesville carnage that took place October 16. Out of the 56 animals buddy released, only six were saved.

Of the six animals that were saved, one of them happened to be a monkey. Yes, a monkey.