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Finishing Up Baby Food Week From Last Week Week

Monday, July 4th, 2011

Chipotle isn’t pronounced as it is spelled. When you look at the word chipotle, you would think it is pronounced “chip oat el”, but it’s actually pronounced ‘”chi pot lay”. How crazy is that?

The Mayor supposes that’s the reason he’s not a fan of chipotle. The Mayor doesn’t like to be tricked, you can save your cheap chicanery for someone else, you chiplotle eating monkey ball sucking fraud.

Baby Food Week

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

MACCO – Mitchieville’s American Canadian CIA Operative – was good enough to send The Mayor a picture of his beautiful granddaughter (Whose name may or may not be Amanda – it probably isn’t) dressed up as a red hot chili pepper. You see, The River Rat saw that The Mayor was featuring a weekly segment called “baby food”, thought to himself, ”Hey, I have an appropriate picture that will compliment said week”, and electronically mailed The Mayor the picture you see above these words. That’s some good thinking. You would do well to emulate RR’s thought process.

Now, have another look at that beautiful baby. If The Mayor doesn’t get a minimum 6 comments in the comment section that consists of either “awwwwwww”, or “just beautiful”, he is going to start wasting hostages.

Comment away.

Baby Food Week

Monday, June 27th, 2011

Some of you might think that dressing up a baby as a taco is degrading to the child. Some of you might think that dressing a child up as a taco is a form of abuse. Whether you believe it’s degrading or abusive, the one thing you can’t deny is that the child looks bloody delicious. Spread a little guacamole on that kid’s head and you have a “banquete maravilloso” goin’ on.

Yes, you read that right, a “banquete maravilloso”.

This is Baby Food Week and I am your host, Carl Sagan.