A Caucasian never knows how white they really are until they get a bad sunburn and can compare the burnt bits to the white bits. Being the third whitest guy in Mitchieville, I can attest to that. Word. Another thing I can attest to is if you’re white like The Mayor, and you get a bad sunburn like the poor woman in the picture, that burn aint turning into a tan any time soon. Oh noes, it’s turning into itching and then flaking. And flaking. And more flaking. Sexy-like, isn’t it?
What segment would you like The Mayor to post about next week?
1) Sign Language Week
2) Photobomb Week
3) Women Holding Their Melons Week
Ya, I wonder which one will get the nod? Hmmmmm…..