The Mayor will give you a hint as to who won….it wasn’t the Kenyan.
The Mayor decided to watch the Presidential debate at the spacious confines of the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence. Due to extensive renovations of *the bullpen*, The Mayor and Fenris, and The Mayor’s entourage, watched the debate from Fenris Badwulf’s 10th story office (which overlooks Mitchieville’s Center Square and Lucky Yoo’s House of Super Great Chinese Food – open 7 days a week, 11 am to 1 am). As The Mayor settled into his leather recliner, something told him he was going to be in for a real treat, he could feel it in his gut (and that feeling had nothing to do with the super-sized poo-poo platter he just finished eating).
As Fenris’s personal assistant, Fiona Headdress, brought The Mayor a tumbler full of top-shelf Scotch, the debate came on Fenris’s 246″ super-wide screen TV.
The first shot we saw was a split-screen of Romney on our left and Obama on our right. Fenris made the comment that Obama was looking awfully thin. “He looks as if he’s 83 lbs, commented Fenris, how can he lift America out of the greatest depression with such child-like arms? How can he hold the burden of America on his shoulders when they’re so bony and frail?”
Good questions, The Mayor had no answer.
The debate progressed and after an hour or so, it was evident that the Kenyan was finished. Romney was beating him like a red-headed step-child. All Obama could do to deflect Romney’s attacks was sputter out his famous Kenyan alphabet routine…ahhhh, ahhhhh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, b,c,d,e,f,g.
When all was said and done, Romney walked away victorious, and Obama limped away like the stuttering, muttering, puttering, spluttering reject that he is. Take that, Chris Matthew’s, how’s that thrill up your leg treating you now?
Not mentioned by Obama in the debate was anything regarding Romney’s tax returns, Bain Capital, or 47%. Nothing. Before the debate, Obama and his bought-and-paid-for media were mentioning these things every 9 seconds. But yet nothing during the debate. Make what you will of that.
It’s clear to anyone with a neck and two functioning brain cells that Obama is as clueless as any human being can be. If you voted for him in 2008, you must have woken up this morning embarrassed. Take away his teleprompter and the *smartest man in the world*, the *greatest orator the universe has ever see*, was just another dumb liberal with no plans, no ideas, and a head full of hot air. That is the real Obama, and the whole world got to see it. Vomit.