Archive for the ‘Barbra Streisand’ Category


Monday, February 7th, 2011

The Mayor filed this one under “Barbra Streisand”. I’m not sure why exactly, but I kinda think this is a conversation you would hear around her breakfast nook.

Barbra Streisand Dun Got Saggy

Monday, April 20th, 2009

There is really only one hard and fast rule to abide by if you’re a 70 year old woman: Before you go out the door every morning, make sure to put a fucking bra on. In Streisand’s case, it would be preferable if she’d also put on a burqa, full body armour, and a coffin, but that’s more of a dream list than anything.

Color me Barbra? Color me blind.