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Beer Belly Week

Friday, September 4th, 2009

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Well, this is as good/bad as it gets. I thought we started off the week rather strong, so it’s nice to end the week the same way.

Go_Fish had a great comment for Monday’s beer bellied man, and I’m going to use his comment for the guy in this picture because it is so apropos:

That belly’s gravitational field is strong enough to pull the man-boobs into orbit.

And so ends Beer Belly Week.

Beer Belly Week

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

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If you’re wondering when Beer Belly Week is going to stop being so disgusting, the answer is *not tonight*.

Stu Santos beer belly is like the Bermuda Triangle. It has some sort of gravitational pull that lures small breasted women into its folds.

Another thing Stu might want to consider is pulling up his pants and covering up those ridiculous briefs. Although, when the pants are hanging down, it takes ones eyes away from his beer belly. Well played, Stu, I now see that there is more to you than just a crappy fashion sense, a cheesy 80’s haircut, and a monstrous belly.

Beer Belly Week

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

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Have a look at this ex-superhero. Not too impressive now, is he? At one point he fought crime and saved kittens from trees. Now all he does is sleep on park benches, eat pork rinds, and pees into his dirty dress pants.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, naw, it’s that fat bastard who pees into his dress pants.

What are his superhero skills? His urine smells really bad and scares away potential robbers.

Beware.

Steamboat McGoo sent The Mayor this pic, and for that I am eternally grateful. And I’m not overstating that in the least, I owe him my life.

Beer Belly Week

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

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Killer 6-pack abs, dude!

And under his 6-pack abs he has a couple of king cans hanging.

I’m not sure what kind of beer this guy has strapped to his gut, but I can guarantee they aren’t lite beers. Bless his soul, I appreciate folks who let it all hang out. Actually, there are limits, but buddy hasn’t crossed them yet. Yet!

The River Rat sent The Mayor this and I couldn’t be more pleased. I love literal translations, they always bring a smile to my otherwise scowling face.

Thank you, RR, you are doing a bang-up job.

Beer Belly Week

Monday, August 31st, 2009

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After Backtit Week and Chicks With Mustaches Week, I thought I’d send one back for the ladies at Mitchieville. And here it is. Breathe it in. Mmmmmmmmm.

Not quite sure if I can top this one, I have a limited amount of pictures of beer bellies. But if you happen to be in possession of a few (and why wouldn’t you?), send them along to The Mayor. I could very easily make you famous.