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Ashley Biden Loves Cocaine

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

The semi-excellent Radar Online is reporting that the man who allegedly *set up* Ashley Biden in a cocaine scandal could very well be soon doing time of his own soon under a litany of charges:

Look, this is very serious business even the government cannot conduct this kind of activity although federal agents can possess drugs without violating the law. He could be charged with possession of illegal drugs, distributing them and also trying to profit from their sale. I’m not surprised that that the lawyer ‘brokering the deal’ ditched the guy because he could not be seen to be benefiting from the ‘fruits of the crime.’”

In case you’re just getting to the party, it was revealed yesterday that Joe Biden’s daughter–Ashley *the snowblower* Biden was filmed by an ex-boyfriend while snorting coke and being mouthy:

The video showed a woman resembling the Vice-President’s daughter taking a red straw from her mouth, bending over a desk, inserting the straw into her nostril and snorting lines of white powder.

The woman then stands up and starts talking with other people in the room as a young man – identified as her boyfriend – watches from behind.

It described a man cutting up five lines of what is said to be cocaine, as the woman claimed to be Ms Biden jokes that the lines are not big enough.

The man hands her a rolled-up dollar bill and she pulls back her hair and snorts a line. After she snorts the first line, she lifts her head to wipe her nose and then snorts a second and third line.

The New York Post said that the seller originally wanted to sell the video to the media for $2 million (£1.3million), before reducing it to $400,000. put the asking price at $250,000. The video was supposedly taken this year.

Let me see if I get this straight: Ashley Biden gets a bunch of something for free, consumes it, and then complains that there isn’t enough? Yup, she’s a liberal alright.

I understand why Ashley’s boyfriend could face criminal charges, but if everything works out and the cops end up arresting him, shouldn’t they also arrest Ashley *My daddy coined the term drug czar* Biden? I mean, even if buddy tried to set Ashley *stick a straw in my proboscis and fill it with blow* Biden up by giving her cocaine, it’s not like she HAD to snort it. She had a choice, she could have said, no thanks, I’d rather not snort an illegal substance up my nose. But that’s not what happened. What happened is that Ashley *I have a serious drug addiction* Biden not only did one line, but she did THREE lines on tape, and then complained because the lines weren’t thick enough.

Think about it–if Ashley *It’s snowing out in my nose* Biden wasn’t such a drug-addled, coke snorting mule, why would her ex-boyfriend bring that certain drug to try to frame her if he knew she didn’t do that particular drug? Does that make sense? Like, he didn’t bring heroin because she doesn’t do heroin (maybe), he brought cocaine because he KNEW she did cocaine.

Ta da–look at me, I’m a detective.

Finally, here’s how the Times Online describes Joe *My daughter is a coke-o-holic* Biden:

The video will embarrass Mr Biden, a teetotaller and an outspoken anti-drug crusader who coined the term “drug czar”

A teetotaller? Has the definition of a teetotaller been changed to *someone who is an alcoholic*? The Mayor should have been notified about that.

Put it this way, Joe Biden is a teetotaller as much as his daughter doesn’t huff nose candy through a wicky stick. Yes, a wicky stick.