If someone had told The Mayor that Bikini Week, in its current form, would become one of the most successful week’s ever on Mitchieville, The Mayor would have told that person to put down the pipe, as the dope had broken their brain. Then I would have kicked them squarely in the package. For that’s how The Mayor rocks and or rolls.
I suppose the series of bikini pics that you have witnessed this week can only be compared to the famous Farrah Fawcett one-piece red swimsuit pic shoot of 1974. Keep in mind though, Fawcett wore her one-piece swimsuit to hide a scar that was on her tummy. Why Marc is wearing a one-piece and not a bikini is anyone’s guess. And I’d really like to explore some of your guesses. Actually, The Mayor would like to turn that into a running series.
Come to think of it, Marc is wearing a total knock-off of Fawcett’s famous swimsuit.
Now THAT’s comedianing out-of-the-box!
And so that ends Bikini Week.