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Bikini Week

Saturday, January 15th, 2011

If someone had told The Mayor that Bikini Week, in its current form, would become one of the most successful week’s ever on Mitchieville, The Mayor would have told that person to put down the pipe, as the dope had broken their brain. Then I would have kicked them squarely in the package. For that’s how The Mayor rocks and or rolls.

I suppose the series of bikini pics that you have witnessed this week can only be compared to the famous Farrah Fawcett one-piece red swimsuit pic shoot of 1974. Keep in mind though, Fawcett wore her one-piece swimsuit to hide a scar that was on her tummy. Why Marc is wearing a one-piece and not a bikini is anyone’s guess. And I’d really like to explore some of your guesses. Actually, The Mayor would like to turn that into a running series.

Come to think of it, Marc is wearing a total knock-off of Fawcett’s famous swimsuit.

Bra.Vo.

Now THAT’s comedianing out-of-the-box!

And so that ends Bikini Week.

Bikini Week

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

Just look at Marc, what a cheeky monkey. Letting his spaghetti strap fall off his shoulder; it’s like he’s asking for it…if you know what I mean (wink wink, nudge nudge). You know, parading around half naked like that will get you in trouble. One day you will hear the words “he had it coming”, if you don’t straighten up and fly straight.

Slut.

Bikini Week

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

The hand cocked behind the head, the other hand resting on his leg, the pose oozing of sexuality; it’s no wonder Sport’s Illustrated has his number on speed dial.

Beat it, Marisa Miller, you piker, there’s a new face in town.

Bikini Week

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

By now you’ve probably fugured out that our friend Marc has more poses than a Sear’s underwear model. That was funny in my head, but it really got lost in translatiuon between my brain and the keyboard. That happens, not every day is Christmas. Again, that made little to no sense.

Bikini Week

Monday, January 10th, 2011

Zach Galifianakis from <i>The Hangover 2</i>

Marc From Calgary™ emailed The Mayor yesterday, suggesting that Mitchieville run a bikini week, as Calgary was smacked with a huge snow storm and temperatures are about -20c with no relief in sight. In other words, Marc needs a break from that terrible weather, he needs to see double b’s – beach & babes.

The Mayor can help. But he’s not going to. It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s just that, well, actually, it’s totally because I don’t want to.

You see, The Mayor is sitting behind his large mahogany desk, beside a warm fire, smoking a cigar and drinking a tumbler of Caol Ila. The last thing on my mind is helping someone. Sure, The Mayor really likes Marc, that’s not in question. It’s just that The Mayor is very comfortable right now, and extremely lazy.

I’m sure you understand.