Archive for the ‘bro’ Category

Tonawanda?

Saturday, March 31st, 2012

Very true. If, when asked, what part of New York you are from and you respond with “Cheektowaga, Tonawanda, or Lackawanna”, you’ll be looked at like you’re from some planet like Cheektowaga, Tonawanda, or Lackawanna.” But those aren’t planets at all, they’re suburbs of Buffalo where the Federal government stashes all Americans of Polish descent. And that’s the reason why there are so many bowling alley’s in Batavia and Lockport. And so many Mighty Taco’s in Hamburg and Depew.

It’s all true, The Mayor read it in Wiki.

The Definitive Word On Tiger Woods

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

**Taken straight from Paul Mitchell’s blog, Mean ol’ Meanie, and brought to you as if I wrote it myself.

The national media meme on Tiger is that he is a Buddhist. Obviously the national media knows nothing about Buddhism, because one of the major main most tenets is that sex is a derivative of lust which is FORBIDDEN. In other words, Tiger? Not Buddhist or either he sucks at it.

That said, he is a great golfer and if anyone looks to him as anything other than a great golfer, well, I feel sorry for you. Maybe golf is the only thing at which he excels because he sucks at marriage and personal commitment to family. I mean really, how hard is it to keep your dick in your pants when you are in a committed relationship?

Oh, and Tiger, shut the fuck up.