**Taken straight from Paul Mitchell’s blog, Mean ol’ Meanie, and brought to you as if I wrote it myself.

The national media meme on Tiger is that he is a Buddhist. Obviously the national media knows nothing about Buddhism, because one of the major main most tenets is that sex is a derivative of lust which is FORBIDDEN. In other words, Tiger? Not Buddhist or either he sucks at it.

That said, he is a great golfer and if anyone looks to him as anything other than a great golfer, well, I feel sorry for you. Maybe golf is the only thing at which he excels because he sucks at marriage and personal commitment to family. I mean really, how hard is it to keep your dick in your pants when you are in a committed relationship?

Oh, and Tiger, shut the fuck up.