I don’t know what the animal in the picture is called, but I’m sure one day it is going to make a very warm glove. If you didn’t see the eyes of, let’s just call it a giraffe, if you didn’t see the eyes of this giraffe, there is not a hope you would ever spot it in the snow. That’s some good camouflaging. The little guy impresses me. And I know it’s a guy giraffe because I can see his little testicles hanging from the back there. Just in case you were wondering.

Anyway, Camouflage Week is done, and I’m glad for it. Out of 10, I would say Camouflage Week was about a 5. Next week when I have Tranny or Manny Week, that’ll be a 9. Guaranteed.

Only a few people spotted the elephant(s) in yesterday’s picture, and The MaleMan was the only person to spot the dogs. Good job, MaleMan. Good job spotting the dogs…ya, the dogs…the dogs in the picture.

I figure the only person that’s going to be able to spot today’s camouflaged animal is Rebellious Todd. I also suspect the only person to be turned on by today’s camouflaged animal will be Rebellious Todd. And I’m serious when I say, Todd, I am not judging you, man.

Camouflage Week has been very average. A lot of average posts were put up because of it.

This is a pretty great camouflaged elephant, you can hardly see it. I mean, to me it’s blatantly obvious, maybe you’re having trouble spotting it, I’m not sure. I am positive of one thing though: If you put enough chicken in a stir fry, it’s actually quite tolerable and even tasty.

What does that have to do with the camouflaged elephant in the picture, you ask? More than you can imagine, junior, more than you can imagine.

This is one of my favourite camouflage pictures. It may very well be PhotoShopped, but who really cares, it’s still pretty great. Speaking of camouflage, I have a pair of camouoflage pants, but I’ll be damned if I can find them.

Thank you, you have been a spectacular audience. Don’t you dare go changin’.

Did you know that more people kick their house pet on a Monday than on any other day of the week? It’s sad, but completely true. And the reason is simple: Monday’s suck, and people need to vent–even if it means kicking poor little Fifi.

Let’s face it-without a new feature on Mitchieville every week, more animals would be kicked, punched, flicked, and possibly even sacrificed. Thank goodness for a new feature every week. Thank goodness for me.

And this week’s feature is Camouflage week.

Man, that was hardly exciting at all. I can feel the kicks starting in about 3 seconds.

Meow.