It must have been the funniest joke Edward Li Scissor Throat had ever heard:
When a friend told 27-year-old Kong Lin of eastern China heard a joke, Lin laughed so forcefully that he swallowed a 4-inch long pair of scissors he was using as a toothpick, reported the U.K.’s Daily Mail. The scissors, which became lodged in Lin’s throat, required surgical removal. Fortunately, according to the story, Lin emerged from the experience relatively unscathed.
First off, that’s brutal dental hygiene buddy is engaged in. Lose the scissors and invest 50 cents in some dental floss.
This is why when people tell me that Orientals are so smart I just roll my eyes. I’ve been posting enough x-rays of idiot Oriental people the last year to say definitively that Orientals are not smarter than caucasians, they are equally as stupid (funny – the word caucasians has the word asians in it).
Oh right, you probably want to know the joke buddy nearly lost his life over. It goes a little sumpin’ sumpin’ like this:
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.”
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”
“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?”
The husband sighed. “Oh shit, it started!”