Archive for the ‘Carmen Electra’ Category

Car Evolution

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

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To be fair to our Russian brothers, the 2009 Lada has heat.

The Staple Game

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007


It may seem like a strange game to many of you, but Carmen Electra and I have hours of fun playing, “grab your black boots and find the staples”. The rules are simple: I drop a box of 5000 staples on the floor and Carmen has 25 minutes to find every one of them. For every staple she finds, she yells out, “Me and my black boots has dun found a staple”. At the end of the game, Carmen counts–out loud with no help from her fingers–how many staples she found. For every staple she misses, she has to bang her head against a railroad spike.

Sure, the game isn’t for everyone, but you people aren’t forward-thinking progressive game players like Carmen and I. And on behalf on Carmen, I’d like to say how disappointed we are that you judge us so quickly. Man, get a life.

Pic by Use My Computer

Carmen Electra to Joan Jett–Lezbi Friends

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

I’m not even sure that title makes sense. Anyway, Carmen Electra has denied reports that she and Joan Jett are romantically involved:

The annual Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs has long been the event of the year for lesbians from all over the country…rumors of her relationship with rocker Joan Jett has Star Magazine reporting that the pair may announce a romantic relationship and Carmen would use the wildly popular event to come out.

Electra’s rep tells Usmagazine.com: “They are just friends.”

I thought that Carmen Electra was straight. However, if she is a lesbian, I’m glad that she isn’t doing Joan Jett. That’s about as sexy as having my grandma thrust her tongue into my ear as we slow dance to Stairway to Heaven again. I don’t mean *again*, that wasn’t Freudian or anything. Seriously, my grandma is a beautiful, normal woman. And beautiful. I already mentioned beautiful? That’s not Freudian, and either is the fact that I said my grandma is smoking hot. I never said my grandma is smoking hot? That wasn’t Freudian.

Hey, shut up, this isn’t about me and my sexy grandma, it’s about Carmen Electra and that bull dyke, Joan Jett, who looks nothing at all like my amazingly bodacious grandma. That wasn’t Freudian.

It looks like chicken

Carmen Electra Goes Bump

Friday, March 16th, 2007

HAHA CARMEN ELECTRA COMES OUT ON THE CATWALK AND GOES BACK AND FALLS ON HER ASS AND THEN ALLISON SWEENY TRIES TO HELP CARMEN ELECTRA AND SHE FALLS ON HER ASS TOO AND THEN THEY BOTH GET UP AND THE CROWD CLAPS FOR THEM BECAUSE I SUPPOSE THEY WERE HAPPY THAT THE TWO WOMEN WERE NOT TRAGICALLY KILLED BY THEIR FALL…WHY AM I YELLING? YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S YELLING SO FUCK OFF! AND USE SOME PUNCTUATION YOU RETARD!

Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra Spl- -it

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006


Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra split after 3 years of marriage.


“`Til Death Do Us Part” — not quite. Actress Carmen Electra and musician Dave Navarro are “amicably separating,” Electra’s publicist, Brit Reece, said Monday.

This comes as a bit of a shock to most people, there were none of the ever present rumours that pre-empt most celebrity break-ups.

I am not saying the reason they broke up is because Dave Navarro is going brokeback but, let’s look closely at the pictures.
First, Carmen Electra, former Baywatch babe, why would he want to leave that, does he really think he can do better?
Now let’s look at Dave’s picture, hmmm…speaks for itself doesn’t it. I know what you’re thinking, why would he get involved with Carmen in the first place if he was gay…well, answer me this, how many guitarist do you know who are that much in the spotlight? Oh and wait, yes, this did all happen after he started dating Carmen. What a quinkiedink!

I’m sure Carmen will miss her gal pal Dave, now she will have no one to share her lingerie with and to discuss the latest eye-liner and blush trends.
On the other hand, I am sure Tommy Lee will be happy to swap spit with Dave again now that he is single.

Dave and Carmen

Reported By Special Agent Nikita