Archive for the ‘Cartoons’ Category
The Mayor isn’t sure who the dog in the top right corner finished eating, but if he’s anything like Tweety, Jerry the rat or the Road Runner, the little bastard had it coming.
The Mayor isn’t sure what made Tweety or Jerry or the Road Runner endearing to anyone. They sucked. Unlike Bugs Bunny who everyone loved, The Mayor is sure that 99.8% of us were at some point cheering for the cartoon bad guy. The Mayor still does. Gooooo Decepticons!1!!
Except for the big ears, that thing on the right looks like an armadillo. It has lemur ears and an armadillo body. Maybe it’s a larmadillo, or a lemdillo. Or an armamur. Actually, I’m not even sure lemurs have big ears. I wish there was some way I could check to see if lemurs have big ears. Damn the internet and its lack of resources.
Barry isn’t as slick as Barry thinks he is. He should have eased into it a bit better than that. Rub some hay on her ass first, maybe get her to wear one of those 3/4 length horse blankets, or seductively lick a few apples in front of her. But going for the whole enchilada in one fell swoop? C’mon Barry, you aint Secretariat.
The Mayor does not condone that type of thinking. Little Sally went to her dad for some advice, and he could have used it as a teachable moment. Instead, he dove into predictable stereotypes. And stereotypes are wrong. Even when they are dead-on accurate.
Sally and her father need a giant dose of re-education. The type Fenris conducts at the Fenris Badwulf School Of Telemarketing & Re-education (FBSoTaRE).