Archive for the ‘Cartoons’ Category

Locker Room Logic

Wednesday, June 13th, 2012

So true. For some reason old guys don’t feel the least bit of embarrassment taking a blow dryer to their nut sack in public. There’s no law against it, but there sure as hell should be.

Oh Kermit, You’ll Be The Death Of Me

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

Let’s face it, Miss Piggy was one hated Muppet. Of all the Muppets, she was by far the most despised. That’s why The Mayor didn’t cringe when he saw this cartoon. He saw it coming ages ago. He just thought it would have happened sooner. Good job, Kermit, you’re a true hero.


Sunday, June 12th, 2011


The Mayor isn’t sure who the dog in the top right corner finished eating, but if he’s anything like Tweety, Jerry the rat or the Road Runner, the little bastard had it coming.

The Mayor isn’t sure what made Tweety or Jerry or the Road Runner endearing to anyone. They sucked. Unlike Bugs Bunny who everyone loved, The Mayor is sure that 99.8% of us were at some point cheering for the cartoon bad guy. The Mayor still does. Gooooo Decepticons!1!!

That’s Harsh

Friday, May 27th, 2011

That’ll be $249.95.

Possibly Racist

Saturday, May 21st, 2011

The Mayor always thought that the little tyke from Family Circus was possibly racist. Now my thoughts are confirmed. Oh well, at least he’s not a dog humper like that Charlie Brown character.

Too Literal, Kid

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

I hear it’s suppose to be over 50 degrees this Friday. That’s pretty warm for February. I sure hope Saturday and Sunday are nice as well.

Alright then, see ya!

Hairless Or Not?

Monday, August 9th, 2010

Except for the big ears, that thing on the right looks like an armadillo. It has lemur ears and an armadillo body. Maybe it’s a larmadillo, or a lemdillo. Or an armamur. Actually, I’m not even sure lemurs have big ears. I wish there was some way I could check to see if lemurs have big ears. Damn the internet and its lack of resources.


Sunday, August 8th, 2010

Barry isn’t as slick as Barry thinks he is. He should have eased into it a bit better than that. Rub some hay on her ass first, maybe get her to wear one of those 3/4 length horse blankets, or seductively lick a few apples in front of her. But going for the whole enchilada in one fell swoop? C’mon Barry, you aint Secretariat.

Possibly Homophobic

Friday, May 28th, 2010

The Mayor does not condone that type of thinking. Little Sally went to her dad for some advice, and he could have used it as a teachable moment. Instead, he dove into predictable stereotypes. And stereotypes are wrong. Even when they are dead-on accurate.

Sally and her father need a giant dose of re-education. The type Fenris conducts at the Fenris Badwulf School Of Telemarketing & Re-education (FBSoTaRE).

Dirty Harry Meets Rain Man

Friday, January 29th, 2010


Tiger & Santa

Thursday, December 17th, 2009


Bend Over Barack

Saturday, November 28th, 2009